Place your orders on fresh bleach here! We don't really have a menu, but you can place request using the following menu:
Base: 5 kilograms of salt
Double Shot: +5 Kilograms
Shaken, not stirred: +2 Kilograms
Side of Dank Memes: +3 Kilograms
J0b R's Memes: +10 Kilograms
Wayde 6's Nudes: +69 Kilograms
Desticle-Away: +0.04 Kilograms
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): +13 Kilograms
ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ: + 40 Kilograms
Legos to Step On: +1000 Kilograms
Weeb-Away: +9001 Kilograms
Furry-proof: +1000000 Kilograms
Anti-otherkin: +11235813 Kilograms
Anti-Feminazi: +21345589 Kilograms
Iocane Powder: 1/2 previous cost
Blessing of the Numa: +65432 Kilograms
Any other requests will be handled individually.
We also sell drain cleaner with the above combinations, but only to more... Adventurous (desperate) customers.
NOW HIRING NEW EMPLOYEES
Employees:
A Bleach Vendor
Hank the Shank
Neopolitan
Killerviruz154
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Necrobump
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I'll take an anti furry and 2 Wayde's nudes
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Edited by DipDipPotatoChip: 2/19/2016 12:20:38 AMLincoln is the owner and feeds people his shit posts with a glass of clorox
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Edited by TerranTony98: 2/19/2016 2:48:12 AMI'll pay top dollar for you to mix me up some Anti- "Superminecraftkid with undertale memes and a splash of facebook minions".
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*groans* Ugh... I need a Blessing of the Numa with a side of Dank Memes. Shaken, not stirred.
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Ayyyy do I get a job sir?
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Was expecting Bitch Repellent (if anyone knows that reference) Dissapointed
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Blessing of the Numa pls
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Tf is this
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*Troopas storm restaurant* I'm sorry but we've been fighting Desticles for weeks, we need all the bleach in your store.
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CAN I GET SOME STRAIGHT UP MERCURY WITH A SHOT OF LIQUID ALUMINIUM RIGHT AFTER I GET OUT OF THE CLEANERS?
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I'd like some bleach since I seen some horrific stuff earlier
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Pass me the Desticle-Away bleach, [i]NOW[/i].
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Can I please get a glass of "I just read CrazyLincoln's new post about how all cops are bad." I need some now.
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Screw bleach give me all the dank memes!!!
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I'll have some bleach with a side of dank memes
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Yo can i work here?
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Reserve a spot for TastyBleach on your employee list.
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I need an anti-otherkin!
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Other side of the door: +a small loan of a million kilograms
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BLEACH HERE, GET YOUR FRESH OFF THE SHELF BLEACH!
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need more bleach
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Now if I -blam!- this model and she just bleached her asshole, and if I get bleach on my t-shirt imma feel like an asshole
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Surprise surprise, im back! Ill take your entire inventory.