Have you noticed life is cruel and insensible? That's because its creator is angry and insane- Sithrak the Blind Gibberer!
When you die, Sithrak tortures you forever, whether you were good or not. I find that really liberating.
No matter how bad your life is, it gets worse after! Stay alive as long as you can!
Nothing you do will make Sithrak angry, because he was angry already! So why not convert to Sithrak, the god who hates you unconditionally?
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Raptor Jesus
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Not voting
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Who the -blam!- voted Sithrak, best religion is obviously Sithrak.
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster will make Sithrak his bitch.
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Edited by curly fries: 2/11/2016 3:04:23 AMOglaf.com for anyone curious. Also, can be NSFW. Still hilarious though. If it wasn't clear, [b]NSFW!!!![/b] there ninjas, you can stop telling me I'm going to be banned now
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Came wanting penis poll, disappointed
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Something tells me this is Dark Soul related...
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Haha no one is voting for Sithrak.