originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
FINALLY! Some real fun.
[spoiler]i have a sword and shield still right?[/spoiler]
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[b]The glove card spontaneously combusts, and the belt card grows into a black rope.[/b] Well, here you go. If you have any pants from the pants store, it will magnify the effect.
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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BELT!
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It is a belt. You just tie it around your waist.
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[spoiler]you said a robe appeared[/spoiler] What does it do?
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[spoiler]Did I? Whoops.[/spoiler] It doubles the potency of whatever pants you maybe wearing.
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Cool. [b]puts on the belt[/b] But my pants allow me to shield myself from anything for 1 turn and I can only use it every 5 turns. How is it doubled?
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You get two turns protected in a row, but it takes 10 turns to use again.
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[spoiler]did you approve this with Pants[/spoiler] Cool. I'm going to go back through the portal now.
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[spoiler]Nope. It's probably fine.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]k[/spoiler] [b]jumps in the portal[/b]
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[b]Portal rejects any player since the Dungeon Master needs rest since he is sick.[/b]
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[spoiler]u the dungeon master?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yep[/spoiler]
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[b]kicks you[/b]
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[b]I tumble backwards.[/b] Why?
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I CAN'T ENTER THE PORTAL BECAUSE IF YOU!
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Have you no heart?
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NOPE! GET BETTER FAST!!!
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[b]STABS YOU FURIOUSLY[/b]
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[b]rage quits[/b]
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I have no idea. [b]Bleeds gratuitous amounts of blood[/b]