Hello guys... Today, I cut myself...
[spoiler]with a knife...[/spoiler]
[spoiler]as I was cutting an apple...[/spoiler]
[spoiler]and it hurt really bad...[/spoiler]
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I cut myself... [spoiler]... With a knife...[/spoiler] [spoiler]... While cleaning it...[/spoiler] [spoiler]... On my friends throat.[/spoiler]
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Their eating her... And their coming to eat me OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD (Way funnier in Spanish xD)
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Thank you for this post. I had a whole carton of bleach I was ready to drink...but then this post wasn't some emo kid, and now I'm happy.[spoiler]jk I'm still chugging my bleach fam.[/spoiler]
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Next time hold the Apple on your throat
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Ohh myyy.
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May God bless you
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Edited by PermaBanned: 2/12/2016 6:31:38 AMI cut myself too [spoiler]with a freakin sharp knife...[/spoiler] [spoiler]while I was cleaning the blade...[/spoiler] [spoiler]I still can't feel above the scar.[/spoiler]
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Phew though you were an attention whore emo kid. Lol.
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At least now you'll have manly scar. You'll need a better story to go with it though. Just tell people it happened while wrestling a bear or something.
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WAKE ME UP INSIDE.
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I don't care... Ama
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> Cutting Apple > OP cuts himself > ohfuсk.exe > must... Make... Pointless... AMA...
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Why do your sentences trail off like this...
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Bet you won't jack off with that hand now
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Edited by SealTheDeal: 2/11/2016 12:14:02 PMWhat if the apple redirected the knife into your hand as revenge for cutting its apple brethren?
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One time I cut my extendor tendon in half and cut through most of my flexor tendon in my right hand pointer finger. [spoiler]stop complaining, and be more careful[/spoiler]
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Who cuts an apple?
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Why don't you have one of those apple slicey things. Dunno what they're called but you push it down on the apple and cuts nice wedges and cores it for you. It'll be the best thing you ever bought
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You Apple murderer
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I really thought ur name was EpicChodeMaster
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I steped on a plug
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I'm sorry about that, I hope it feels better soon.
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I've cut myself with a plastic knife before when I was little. I totally forgot what I was doing, but I remember seeing [u]blood[/u]
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... [i]into pieces.[/i] [spoiler][i]This is my last resort![/i][/spoiler]