(Sing this one with me, Everybody sing this one, I wanna hear everybody join in) When I was a little bitty boy My Grandmother bought me a cute little toy Silver bells hanging on a string She told me it was my Ding a ling a ling Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling (I forgot to tell you it's a little jerk, Right there, A little jerk in it, Right there, Can't do without that jerk, Yeah) When I started Grammar School I used to stop off in the vestibule Every time that bell would ring They'd catch me playing with my ding a ling a ling Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling My ding a ling, my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling (Here come that jerk again, Mmh, Does something good to ya) Humpty Dumpty on the wall Humpty had an awful fall When they went to tell the king Caught him playing with his ding a ling Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling Come on now everybody sing My ding a ling, my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling (Oh yeah, got something to it) I remember the girl next door We used to play house on the kitchen floor I'd be king, she'd be queen Together we'd play with our ding a ling a ling My ding a ling, Oh my I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling (Mmh) When they took me to Sunday School Tried to teach me the golden rule But every time the choir would sing Catch me playing with my ding a ling Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling My ding (That's right), my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling (You know, I didn't hear everybody singing, Everybody joins in on that chorus) This here song, it ain't to sad Cutest little song you ever had Those of you, who will not sing You must be playing with your own ding a ling Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling (Come on now, Come on now, Everybody sing) Now my ding a, oh my ding a I wanna play with my ding a ling (Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah