///Imagine for a moment that you are a noob. A trials novice. A rich, supple, chocolatey scrubbleteen. You want to go in to Burning Shrine this week for some free loot and a little bit of fun. You'd never expect an endless, painful, bloody loop of death and destruction, would you? Imagine being stuck in a neverending game filled with skull shattering Rez snipes. Imagine your opponents racking up 60 kills before your team decides to jump off of the map and leave for orbit. Welcome to Trials Hell. Probably the cruelest thing my clan and I have ever done... Yesterday in Burning Shrine, we were done with our lighthouse runs and wanted to play around. We came across a group of unsuspecting scr00bs and started feeding off of their Rez's which we do frequently for fun. Nothing new there. Then we tried something new: Once we heard that the capture point was about to spawn, we would get our last Rez snipe, and kill the third guy on their team. Here's the key to Trials Hell: the explosive hazard boxes. After their third guy received a juicy 1ks round to the face, I would throw a trip mine against a wall, stand next to it, and detonate it-killing myself. My teammates would break up and kill themselves on the two hazard boxes near inside special and center room; resulting in all 6 guardians down......and a draw. So a 0-0 match stayed 0-0. Rinse and repeat... We probably played 15 rounds with these kids since most of the matches ended in a draw. The match lasted nearly a half hour. We racked up 60 kills, and forced them to quit after they simply couldn't take the brutal pain anymore. We felt a twinge of guilt for this, but the maniacal laughter during the Hellish round made the tears worth it. Welcome to Trials Hell...where sc00bs learn the true meaning of punishment...