I made a decision to avoid posting topics whose humor is derived from the reaction of the replies, not from content of the topic itself. Obviously this topic was treading on that line and not many people could see it was satirical. Therefore many angry replies were had despite it being tagged #satire. But rather than leave the thread up with a disclaimer, I feel it's better to take it down. So...sorry.
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Make it 18. Not much is worse than having to hear some kid on team speak when I don't have it muted
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I was going to say that maybe the kid watches South Park until I saw the glorious word [i]Satire[/i]
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I am not allowed to play any video game that is above E10+ until my dad try's it punt and says it's okay to play it.
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If CoD can't do that to stop the (annoying) squeakers in [i]their[/i] games, How are you going to expect Bungie to do the same with 13 or younger people on Destiny?
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Typing in your SSN doesn't prepare you for taxes. Nice knock-off account btw
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We'll the real question is: Are you a Jew? That kid was right all along
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You suck at trolling.
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So hold on bungie is supposed to spy on us to determine our age and what we look like? I'd rather quit because for all I know some dude could come to my house and kill me. How stupid can you get? Of they want to play the game let them. You can do nothing. Deal with it or quit
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Didn't this joke already get used?
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Edited by nightfall93: 2/9/2016 2:04:20 AMPs4 doesn't come with a camera though. And there would be a lot of backlash if you couldn't play a game until a camera can verify your face to your age Edit - I mean the camera isn't boxed with the system. It's a separate component to buy
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Let's save time and just all be tattooed with barcodes, like Agent 47. That way, every entertainment system scans us and only lets us view the entertainment it approves. And easy enough to adapt that to entertainment or information that the Powers That Be approve. And then, that information can be used for the greater good. Watch a video on YouTube that states that a person has the right to own an assault rifle, or that it's stupid to give welfare to illegal aliens, or "marriage" is one man and one woman? Well, let's report you to your superiors at work, so that you lose your job as punishment for not espousing the "correct" view. People aren't responsible enough to live in a free country, right?
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This has been posted by different long faces 3 or 4 times already... -___-
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Please No What have i done to you? I already cant play Star Wars Battlefront
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Okay at the very beginning I was like "I kinda agree" and "ten year olds shouldn't be playing destiny"...... then u went a little off the reservation for my taste
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It's the parents decision as you said. Besides some kids are cool.
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Op's age = 14
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That will never work out.
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answer no. this is for parents to decide.
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PuppyMonkeyBaby
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U were sheltered as a child huh?
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Hey bro! That's too crazy, I was just thinking about you a bit ago and was gonna shoot u a hello in a few. I'll just say the quick "Hey" here, ttys...:)
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Quality Banter m8
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I would think they should start with enforcing rated M games first... maybe expand if it actually worked lol
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>About to retaliate. >sees satire. >dammit.
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DJ-Sentinel_Soul
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[quote]utilizing Kinect[/quote] Didn't even make it down to where I'm hoping the satire tag is. You made me spew overpriced sparkling water all over my PS4 camera. [i]Well done[/i].