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Edited by o_____________o:
2/10/2016 5:17:31 PM
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I apologize.
I made a decision to avoid posting topics whose humor is derived from the reaction of the replies, not from content of the topic itself. Obviously this topic was treading on that line and not many people could see it was satirical. Therefore many angry replies were had despite it being tagged #satire. But rather than leave the thread up with a disclaimer, I feel it's better to take it down. So...sorry.
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No, but they should be restricted from doing anything that requires matchmaking and have a special kinderguardian version of patrol just for them. :D
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This post was about to give me cancer till I saw the satire tag thank god
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Edited by VIPER__g: 2/9/2016 12:30:24 AMWell just NO..... we dont need BIG BROTHER telling us what to play or what to let our children play..... Im so tired of people wanting to restrict my freedoms more in the name of protecting me and mine from some percieved threat.... Edit: damnit i did not see the satire tag until after i wrote my rant
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I know it's satire, but I mean if you're under 10 or 11, how are you even playing unrestricted video games? and online?? Smh. I was always checked on what games I played as a kid.
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2 Replies*eats paper ball with "3ofcoins" on it* Right then let's hope I get a drop! *proceeds to hit mothers* This boss never drops me anything! Why you so mean mommy. I thought you loved me. I wasted good paper on you.
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Saw the satire tag Still didn't laugh
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I find this post quite hilarious. Even as a 12 year old. Oh snap. He's right. I just murdered my sister. The bad game made me do it mommy! This is why you can't have nice things.
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Longface Satire is good Satire.
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Dude, I started playing GTA when I was 9. Who cares what ya play.
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My 7 year old girl plays. She doesn't play in fire terms, usually she patrols earth or goofs around on nightfalls with me. I'm sure she won't grow up to be a mass murderer. It's fine for kids as long as you watch what they are doing. I think there is more of an issue with it being an online game played with strangers than the content of the game.
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They still would play this game even with the restriction.
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The ESRB are just guidelines. Same as the MPAA except less bullshit
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3 RepliesI'm 18 and I don't think that kids should play. But it is rated T for Teen. And you are technically a teen at the age of 13 so yes they should be able to play it. As for anyone under.. No.
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We should also get rid of those icky girls and their cuddies. And we should build a fort out of pillows and form we could form a clan called the " HE-MAN WOMEN HATERS CLUB" we would have a secreat hi sighn. If you don't know then you can get out!
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Yes but satire
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Edited by Swiftlock: 2/8/2016 11:18:55 PMSorry, not-Longface. This is one of your weaker pieces. You just can't top the real one, I'm afraid.
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[quote]Panther fans probably feel like ps4 owners now[/quote]
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3 Replies[spoiler]I see the satire tag[/spoiler] What if such child brutally destroys their kinect or camera before it matches up the face? Or better yet, what if they never had one?
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They should be banned from society too. Only allowed to rejoin when they are 25.
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Edited by Psyko_Dad: 2/8/2016 11:14:15 PMI would just promote forced abortion without exceptions to try and fix the issue once and for all.
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So theres no one left on these forums that knows this is fake long face? I think this is a sign to leave too.
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How many salty kids will miss the satire
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Worst business move ever
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Pretty much sums up all arguments against gaming.
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5 RepliesThis is just a pathetic post. You whole heartily posted this with some valid points, looks like you put some time and effort into it and then at the very end put the satire tag... Don't be a püssy dude. Either state what you think to be true OR do a satire post. Doing both just cause you don't want to be berated for your views is just sad.
