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Hello again everyone! Today I give you more science facts!
The reason why primary guns (apart from Zhalo) don't have elemental damage in year 2 is because Bungie ran out of blue, orange and purple food colouring. All we have been shooting at enemies is icing, which is why enemies take so long to kill (enemies eat it, and what use is sugar and water against a pissed off Minotaur?).
You might be wondering how I know this. Well, I know it from the gun 'Apple Of Discord'. You see, the gun has 'apple' in the name, so it is obvious that:
A - the gun is damaging because who would eat an apple when you can have sugar?
And
B - an apple is food, so Bungie has used food for all of it's weapons.
Also, most vanguard weapons are orange, which is another fruit.
My point: Bungie should go to Costco and get a huge amount of food colouring, which would be quite cheap if they buy it in bulk.
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Edited by Mordecai: 2/8/2016 3:40:12 PMAccidentally replied, for some reason, to my own post. Bugger