What really burns my ass is coming on here almost every day and reading about some poor soul and how they've just been friend zoned. Guess what kids, there is no such -blam!-ing place as the friend zone. It's just a make believe concept dreamed up by the youth of today to make themselves feel a little better about being hard done by. If someone says they just wants to be your friend then more then likely they thought that all along and never had any intention to practice the art of conception and or pleasure play with you. You can't be put into a zone that you're already in so how can you be "friend zoned" So just to help here is a list of some of the many meanings of "I just want to be friends" -you're ugly but I think you're interesting. -I'm just your friend because I want to sleep with your friend. -I only ever wanted to be friends. -it took you that long to ask me out that now I'm not sure I want to be with a person with no balls. -I actually thought you were gay. -you are so emotionally unstable that I'm just offering friendship so you don't do yourself harm. -you're kind of creepy and it scares me a bit so I'm not going to let you down as hard as I should. And these are just a few. So there you have it kids THAT is what your friend zone is. And remember. If someone just wants to be friends that's ok because members of your preferred sex are friends with other members of your preferred sex and if you play your cards right sooner or later your friend will probably put in a good word for you.