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Edited by Joyaboi:
2/9/2016 8:42:55 PM
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Stop -blam!-ing Smoking
It pisses me off how every time I do a raid there is that one douche who says, "I gotta smoke" or "Gimme a minute hit the bong" and everyone ends up waiting ten -blam!-ing minutes. Can you not wait 30 to smoke or do whatever the shit you are doing? I can get married and raise a family in the time it takes you to smoke. I just want to get the raid done, not sit around making awkward smalltalk with these people who are going to quit if you don't -blam!-ing come back after a reasonable amount of time. so please for the love of god, wait or actually take as long as you said you would.
In fact any break that takes longer than 5 minutes pisses me off. What are you doing? There is no fun in waiting I can tell you that.
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Just gimme a minute while I smoke your dads pole OP
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1 ReplyAnyone else think that this was going to be a wombo-combo nightstalker nerf post?
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4 RepliesStop trying to raid while I'm smoking.
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If we wipe 3x... I'm all for taking a 5 min breather to scream it out. Or smoke it out.
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2 RepliesNerf smokers but buff stoners
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Edited by Yo__Noid: 2/10/2016 2:50:07 PMGive me 5 min to smoke and I'll have a comment for you
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Anyone leaves for more than 5 minutes I just leave and find another group.
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4 RepliesMy friend played trials with a guy that had to shit so bad he went afc in the middle of the match
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7 RepliesDid someone made a poopy today... Tsk tsk tsk thats why you cry so loud... Now have mommy change your diapers and maybe suck on a pacifier so we can have a peaceful game...
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8 RepliesWhile I agree to an extent, you're putting all the shit on smokers. Granted I have had a lot of these issues I also get a lot of bullshit like "Oh my wife is home, I have to go talk to her about her day: back in 10." WHAT?! I'm married and she TOTALLY gets what a raid is and how crucial it is to get it done quick. Other things like eating dinner and putting the kids to bed or making food for their kids. I get you have responsibilities, so do I. But before getting involved in what could be a several hour evolution you should make sure everything is situated. If something like that is hindering you, maybe today isn't your day to raid.
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Who even raids anymore....?
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1 ReplyCan I raise my hand if I got to take a $hit?
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[quote]It pisses me off how every time I do a raid there is that one douche who says, "I gotta smoke" or "Gimme a minute hit the bong" and everyone ends up waiting ten -blam!-ing minutes. Can you not wait 30 to smoke or do whatever the shit you are doing? I can get married and raise a family in the time it takes you to smoke. I just want to get the raid done, not sit around making awkward smalltalk with these people who are going to quit if you don't -blam!-ing come back after a reasonable amount of time. so please for the love of god, wait or actually take as long as you said you would. In fact any break that takes longer than 5 minutes pisses me off. What are you doing? There is no fun in waiting I can tell you that.[/quote]
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Most people I know do it when there's a break. Like explaining something to a new person or a consensus to take a bathroom/snack break. People smoke, get over it. You sound holier than thou and that pisses me off more than someone taking a smoke break.
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I'm one of the few you hate :) I normally only take a smoke break if someone quits or if someone is failing at jumping challenges though.
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As a smoker, if they're taking that long to smoke, they must be getting stressed about the raid meaning yall aren't doing well or the team is annoying as hell. It generally only takes me like 5 minutes to smoke which I generally do when looking for players or waiting at jump puzzles but if there's like 8 squeakers (I said 8 cause their friends always join the party lol) or it took 9 tries to get past totems, I smoke for like 10 minutes.
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Hold on I need a cig before I can reply to you
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1 ReplyI take bong rips all the time. Takes me 30 seconds, tops. I'll pack it a head of time while waiting in a platforming section, or I had it packed from earlier. It's those cigarettes jamokes who gotta take 5 mins to smoke.
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4 RepliesI'm a stoner, and I actually kinda agree. Like... I can pack a fat bowl before the raid, and take a hit at all the "down" times without anybody being the wiser, and maintain my buzz the whole time with no problem. I hate, hate, hate when somebody has to stop every 3 -blam!-ing minutes to reload their shit. Like... you're going into a raid, you know you gotta be on top of your shit, people are relying on you, people have things to do... learn how to pack a fat -blam!-ing pipe and go, instead of the piddly shit you need to reload ever 3 minutes. Frustrating.
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Kick them.
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Start a non smoker clan. My clan "Drunken Public" consists of a bunch of heavy drinkers, and smokers so we all take breaks at the same time. That being said I can smoke a cigarette, piss, grab a few beers and kiss my wife "just to acknowledge that I saw her" and be back upstairs in less than 5 minutes. Some folks are just lazy or have no respect for anyone else.
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2 RepliesI don't necessarily mind, but please don't become an idiot. Last time I tried it, at least one guy was laughing half the time. Took everything to not mute him
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WAIT MY GOLDFISH IS DROWNING!
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Omg and don't get me started on the "Be right back I gotta go eat" or the "I'm going to the *insert place here* be right back!!!!"
