People that stop in the middle of an aisle in a supermarket to have a conversation. I hate shopping at the best of times, my wife makes me go when our son in law is busy, she hates taking me because I shout at people so it's not a pleasant experience all round. It is then made worse by greasy rectal discharge blocking the aisle and pissing me off. They then make it even worse by calling ME rude when I tell them to get the -blam!- out of my way, I just want to get the shopping and go home not listen to what Tarquin did with his giant inflatable sex sheep. Annoying bastards. People that move their stereo outside in warm weather only to listen to a violent assault on my ear drums. Then I get the police knocking on my door because apparently it's criminal damage when my neighbour blasts dubstep outside my house and take a hammer to his stereo. Wanker was lucky I didn't take it to his face. I was trying to watch The Voice. People that take little kids shopping and do nothing as they run screaming through the aisles. They then look at you as if it's your fault when one of the little shits hurtles themselves face first into your trolley. Control your damn satan spawn. I didn't have that problem with my kids because they know how to behave. Sort your parenting out or put them up for adoption and save them being raised by an absolute wanknugget.