"...Use your aggressive feelings boy let the hate flow through you..."
~Emperor Palpatine
Thats right I'm talking to you shitty parents who takes their kids to the movies and threatens to spank them even though it was not their choice to go to the movies in the first place. I just want to watch the -blam!-ing movie and it is -blam!-ing rated pg-13 so what did you -blam!-ing expect bringing your 4 year old kid to it? People like you disgust me. I paid 14 -blam!-ing dollars to see Star Wars and I have waited years to see it and I can't hear it because apparently 4 year olds do not enjoy watching someone get stabbed through the chest with a lightsaber. Who -blam!-ing knew?!
[spoiler]Your turn[/spoiler]
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When people try to talk to me when I clearly don't want to be bothered
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People that stop in the middle of an aisle in a supermarket to have a conversation. I hate shopping at the best of times, my wife makes me go when our son in law is busy, she hates taking me because I shout at people so it's not a pleasant experience all round. It is then made worse by greasy rectal discharge blocking the aisle and pissing me off. They then make it even worse by calling ME rude when I tell them to get the -blam!- out of my way, I just want to get the shopping and go home not listen to what Tarquin did with his giant inflatable sex sheep. Annoying bastards. People that move their stereo outside in warm weather only to listen to a violent assault on my ear drums. Then I get the police knocking on my door because apparently it's criminal damage when my neighbour blasts dubstep outside my house and take a hammer to his stereo. Wanker was lucky I didn't take it to his face. I was trying to watch The Voice. People that take little kids shopping and do nothing as they run screaming through the aisles. They then look at you as if it's your fault when one of the little shits hurtles themselves face first into your trolley. Control your damn satan spawn. I didn't have that problem with my kids because they know how to behave. Sort your parenting out or put them up for adoption and save them being raised by an absolute wanknugget.
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People who rant about things
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- when people grab my hips
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When a moderator posts something and a bunch of thirsty morons start spamming them with unrelated stuff or lennies
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When people leave an unclicked pen on the table
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Why can't I see my forehead!
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When a small child's mom in a public place tells her child "Stop it, you're EMBARRASSING me!" and that makes a bigger scene than whatever her kid was doing.
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The AI companions in Halo 5 are -blam!-ing worthless.
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When people get overexcited about A FOOTBALL GAME!
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Edited by superassassin364: 2/8/2016 1:09:37 AMAnyone else despise those "eat THIS, and never diet again" ads?
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When people try way too hard to be funny infront of someone new.
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Attractive people who claim you as a friend but are very touchy with you. Drives me nuts.
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When people poke me I have to try very hard to refrain from breaking their fingers and arm.
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Edited by Shpip: 2/7/2016 7:37:41 PM
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When people leave their shopping trolley across the aisle while they peruse the shelves. LEAVE ROOM YOU INCONSIDERATE MORONS! People who stand still on escalators. WHAT, YOUR LEGS DONT WORK? NO WONDER YOU'RE SO FAT. People who constantly shout at their children in public. IF YOU ALWAYS SHOUT AT THEM THEY WILL SEE IT AS NORMAL AND NOT UNDERSTAND WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WRONG! Joggers that wear hi visibility clothing. YOU'RE JUST A SLIGHTLY FASTER PEDESTRIAN!
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When the orphans that you're murdering try to fight back... Man it really gets on my nerves
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People who scam... [spoiler][b][i][u]BUY ONE GET 26493987 FREE[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Every time I post "NOTICE ME SENPAI" On your posts and you don't respond
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You wanna know what grinds my gears, [spoiler]people[/spoiler]
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Edited by KaizerCon: 2/7/2016 4:49:00 PMWhen your parents denouce and disrespect your choice in religion
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Nothing really. Even if there is something that annoys me I never let it bother me to the point where I have to tell someone about it or rant about it.
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Email dictators at work
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I hate listening to people eat, and I just sat through a car ride listening to someone smack on ice the whole time. [spoiler]She's a nice lady, but good lord it was annoying.[/spoiler]
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Haha you got schooled