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Edited by Joyaboi:
2/7/2016 3:14:04 PM
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Rant About Things That Piss You Off
"...Use your aggressive feelings boy let the hate flow through you..."
~Emperor Palpatine
Thats right I'm talking to you shitty parents who takes their kids to the movies and threatens to spank them even though it was not their choice to go to the movies in the first place. I just want to watch the -blam!-ing movie and it is -blam!-ing rated pg-13 so what did you -blam!-ing expect bringing your 4 year old kid to it? People like you disgust me. I paid 14 -blam!-ing dollars to see Star Wars and I have waited years to see it and I can't hear it because apparently 4 year olds do not enjoy watching someone get stabbed through the chest with a lightsaber. Who -blam!-ing knew?!
[spoiler]Your turn[/spoiler]
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Edited by hormi03: 2/9/2016 11:53:45 PMPeople who pee all over the toilet and don't flush... [spoiler]like what the absolute [b]f[/b]uck is wrong with you[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesPEOPLE WHO MISS THE URINAL SHOULD EXIT THE GENE POOL
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F*cking KIDS obsessing over drugs and alcohol, like come on! You're 12
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1 ReplyFight for 15$ an hour... Btch is lucky they earn anything when they don't do my Big Mac right...
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3 RepliesIf something is empty you throw it away, I hat going to get something from the kitchen and then teach in the box and find its empty, and now I have to find something else while being disappointed
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Edited by superassassin364: 2/9/2016 9:27:51 PMIf someone ever constantly says "mmhm" every ten seconds(sometimes even more often) when listening to someone else, I legitimately struggle not to snap and ask them to stop.
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Im not going to go into detail but the things that i feel strongly enough to rant and agrue over is as follows. Disclaimer: these are my opinions 1- marvel is better then dc 2- hockey is better then other major sports 3- magic the gathing is better then yugioh 4- call of duty "overall as a franchise" is trash 5- prometheus was a great movie 6- star wars prequals were bad because of the poor script writting, not because of the actors 7- you shouldnt be allowed to remake a movie unless the original/last remake is at least 30 years old, if the movie is a cult classic you CANT remake it, if you remake a movie it must be casted by people that are relitively unkown actors, and lastly if its a "remake" you must follow the source material. 8- im sure there is more but i gotta go soooo...um... yeah... POST!!!
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When teachers don't teach you and expect you to understand
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18 Replies-Be 19 -Living in my college town -Doing school things -Works at IHOP -Because college town, pancake joint be swinging -A group of four guys come in every night -Three are nice and tip well -One asshole -Asshole always gets six pancakes -After two months of dealing with them cannotdeal.jpg -Asshole's magnitude far outweighs his friends' likability -Slowly developing cancer from asshole radiation -He seems like he hasn't mentally evolved yet -Likely bordering retard status -Huge muskills though -Instead of going for direct confrontation, I make a decision -I am slowly and methodically going to -blam!- his mind -Every night, one pancake gets more penis-like in nature -About 4-6 degrees on the floppy Johnson every day -realslowlike.gif -Because I introduce the dickcake slowly he doesn't notice for awhile -I watch happily and giddily as he chokes the cockcake down -It begins to be the centerpiece of my day -He finally notices after it is a straight up honkin' dick -Added whipped cream at the end of the blueberry urethra -Theresastormcoming.jpg -One fateful night I personally deliver the dickcake -He looks me dead in the face and asks me -"Hey," *Deciphers nametag (Letters hurt him)* "A-an-no-on, Anon What is this shit?" -idontknow.jpg -"You better start talking or I'll talk to your manager." -Manager... We'll refer to him as "C" -C is my best friend -dastardlyplot.jpg -"I'll go get him for you -blam!- sir." -I sneak in " -blam!-" because I'm feeling extra alpha -He notices, not happy -I approach C and explain everything -He rotflmaobbqs all of it, every detail -He is in on the conspiracy now -Props to C for his improv work - He sneaks in about nine penis related puns into his talk with asshole -*Paraphrasing* "Sir, we don't just dick around back here. My employees didn't mess with your junk. You need more evidence than one penis shaped pancake" -Other tables hear and enjoy giggles -I'm dying in the kitchen -Asshole scowls, pays, and walks out -getlawyered.jpg -No way this mother-blam!-er will come back tomorrow -Just in case, C gets everyone on our shift in on it --blam!-er comes back -Sits in different zone so he doesn't need to deal with me -Doesn't matter -This was our night to bring hundreds of Phallic references into culinary form -An army of workers ready to bring penis into every open conversation -We were armed and ready -It was no ordinary penis assault -This was the All Hallows Eve of cock -All us workers replaced our nametags with a penis reference -Chuck, Dick, Peter, Johnson, and the asian busboy? Dong -We all stuffed to front of our pants with socks to give a noticeable bulge -We plan the attack in waves -Phase one begins -"Johnson" takes orders waving bulge in assholes face -Asshole's order: Mother -blam!-ing Pancakes -fool.jpg -Cue "Dick" -He brings drinks, spilling asshole's on his cock region -Total improv -"Dick" furiously cleans his pants inches form asshole's face -Uproar in the kitchen -Other tables are getting shitty service this evening -#Worth -Two more waves pass -Asshole stands -Kitchen goes silent -He walks to the kitchen -Dohshit -TROOLINTHEDUNGEON.gif -We scatter -C takes over and calms him down -Should have been a counselor -Commence final wave -Asshole had seen "Dong" clean up "Dick's" spill and had caught wind of out nametags after that -I stroll out -He looks pissed as -blam!- -I hand him not one, but six straight up cocks, no disputing -Bacon pubes, Cherry herpes, Whipped cream jizz -My nametag for this evening? -Penis -He rages and punches me cold -Wake up in the hospital -All employees standing around my bed -Wake up to applause -Broken nose -Still #Worth -Never see asshole again -From that point on, we where know as IHOC -International House Of Cock
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1 Reply[i]These damn stairs should be abolished.[/i]
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10 RepliesPeople who say the force awakens sucks because it's "too similar to a new hope" [spoiler]IF YOU HATE THE FORCE AWAKENS FOR THAT REASON YOU AUTOMATICALLY HATE A NEW HOPE!!![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Lazy: 2/9/2016 6:57:11 PMI f[b]u[/b]cking hate how black kids in school think that they're "entitled" because they have a different skin color. Like f[b]u[/b]ck off asshole, you're not sh[b]i[/b]t, you're weak and pathetic yet act like you're the man. [spoiler]I go to a predominantly white school, also, by entitled I mean... Expects to be able to do what they want[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesPeople who dont like nutella.
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4 RepliesWhen people talk about shit, i don't give a -blam!- if your emotions are hurt because that kitten got smashed by a car, i just don't care, now are you going to take a line of this cocaine or not.
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3 RepliesLiars, I hate liars.
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Pro lifers. Every one is entitled to an opinion, but if yours consists of demanding control of other people's bodies, you need to rethink your stance.
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1 ReplyI hate babies. Hey scream and cry at everything and get treated like people which they aren't.
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2 RepliesGetting my shit kicked in because I'm the only one playing the objective in an objective game type.
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You know what? The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of the best of the year before I get my hair and I don't have the best of luck with that the two sides to every song is amazing and the I have a good great way to the get it go back in my life and the I don't have to go back and the I best friend in a while to and I don't think we can is just messed up.
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Feminazis
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Little kids in movie theaters are super annoying, I feel your pain. Last time I saw Star Wars (yes I've seen it more than twice) there was a Hispanic family in front of us with a baby and two kids under 5, and they were all fussy/whiny. Everybody was giving them dirty looks. As for what annoys me the most, that would be stupid drivers. I live in a traffic hell-hole.
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Reading a book is inherently productive and educational. What a LIE! Comics are a thing.
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Pig tails are ugly and any person who does their hair like that looks terrible while having pig tails. Age is invalid and under no circumstances are you able to counter this because it's a fact.
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