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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2/6/2016 8:24:27 PM
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[b]The deity is walking around when he sees you.[/b]
Oh boy. We got a photo clicker.
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"Hey asshole. I can hear ya." *She raises the camera and snaps a picture of the deity*
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[b]He covers his eyes from the flash[/b] Why don't you stick the camera somewhere else?! fu[u]c[/u]ks sake who are you peter Parker?!
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"Nah. That guy sucks at photo taking. And at being Spider-Man." *She continues walking towards the entrance of the Dojo, taking pictures of the walls*
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IT. IS. A Wall. There is nothing unique about it. Whatsoever.
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*Points at damage from recent war* "Not really. That's some interesting artwork."
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Art work? Trust me, the only thing worth looking at here is me. [b]He flexes.[/b]
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*She raises an eyebrow in his direction before continuing on her way to the gate*
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[b]He continues to flex. He starts doing the "Egyptian" While flexing. He walks in front of the gate. Like he's a flexing Egyptian guard.[/b]
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*What appears to be nothing whacks him from behind, sprawling the deity to the ground. She just watches, but snaps a quick pic*
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[b]He gets back up[/b] WHAT THE HELL!? [b]He begins slashing around. Trying to find whatever knocked him to the ground. Sending beams flying everywhere. Cutting through the walls and the gate. He turns to the photographer[/b] YOU DIDNT SEE ANYTHING! [b]The gate falls apart.[/b] ....EXCEPT THAT!
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[i]I didn't.... But my video camera did.....[/i] *She nods vigorously* "So... Can I come in now?"
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[spoiler]WHY R U CHANGING UR NAME?![/spoiler] .......delete the picture and you get in.
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"What picture?" *She looks at him innocently*
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DELETE THE PICTURE!
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*She sighs then presses a few buttons on her camera* "Done. Now what?"
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How should I know? I have like, NO authority here. [b]He flies away.[/b]
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*Sighs while flipping him off* "Ugh... Useless. Maybe someone will actually be useful."
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[spoiler]*facepalm*[/spoiler]
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[quote][spoiler]*facepalm*[/spoiler][/quote]
