Here ya go [quote]Three guardians were at a bar trying to see who was the toughest. First guardian says,"I gather up the ashes of bosses and snort them for a high." Then he drinks his shot of whiskey. Second guardian says,"I catch Oryx's fist when he slams the plates and bench press it." Then he drinks his shot of whiskey. Third guardian looks at the two other guardians then downs his shot of whiskey before sliding off the bar stool. He starts to walk out the bar and the other two say "Hey you didn't prove your toughness." The third guardian turns around and says....(can you guess?) [spoiler]"I'm going to go [b]f[/b]uck Crota with his own sword!"[/spoiler]