Three rats were at a bar trying to see who was the toughest. First rat says,"I find those poison pellets humans use to kill us and grind them up then snort them for a high." Then he drinks his shot of whiskey. Second rat says,"I catch the bar of rat traps and bench press them." Then he drinks his shot of whiskey. Third rat looks at the two other rats then downs his shot of whiskey before sliding off the bar stool. He starts to walk out the bar and the other two say "Hey you didn't prove your toughness." The third rat turns around and says....(can you guess?) [spoiler]"I'm going to go [b]f[/b]uck the cat!"[/spoiler] Edit: A real guardian would say something like this but use Atheon, Crota or Oryx.