Greetings, traveler
It's been a while since I've let people trade with me, have a chat, that sort of thing
Same rules as before
[u]Property of Equal Exchange[/u]
[b]You offer something, if I'm interested, I'll attempt to offer something of equal value
This works vice versa, you ask for something, if I have it, you must offer something of equal value
If you want, I also accept various currencies, anything ranging from coin, to credits, to Elekk Stones
Get it? Good[/b]
Now, step forward, stranger. I won't bite
[spoiler]I would like to apologize to those I wasn't able to get to for a while, I should've noted I am extremely unreliable in terms of being available. To put it simply, never expect a quick reply
It may take a few days, even. But IRL things have happened and I have to deal with them as they come[/spoiler]
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F*cking role players.
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*a man approaches in worn out power armor wielding a gauss rifle* Hello again traveler. It has been some time since we last met and I have seen many lands since then. I have items found in my travels that may intrigue you: A Railway rifle claimed from my enemies.. A box of cigars in mint condition.. And a rifle called the "infiltrator" that I found up north in a settlement called the Pitt Be wary my friend, the Pitt is not to be taken likely and you should veer around it if heading that way.[spoiler]ad victoriam [/spoiler]
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*A man in armor approaches, armed with dual rapiers and accompanied by what appears to be a walking skeleton* It's been a while, old friend. I think I may have a few items that might interest you, and a few trinkets of yours that could intrigue me.
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*A very peculiar man walks up* Hello good sir. May I interest you in a fruit that holds great power? *Pulls out lumpy, maroon fruit* Well, would you like to make a trade?
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Hey *heavy breathing* do you *heavy breathing* want some........"candy"
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[b]A man walks up to you, the dojo symbol on his shirt[/b] "do you happen to have a lawmaker?'
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[b]A Sandwich approaches, with bacon, ham, roast beef, a little bit of steak, cheese, onions that suspiciously look like toenail clippings, steak sauce, all served on a toasty piece of Italian herbs and cheese bread.[/b] Anal?
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[b]A man in black-purple robes approaches, a dagger at his side and a tome at the other.[/b] "What do you have...?" [b]A hood matching the robes masks his face.[/b]
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*walks up to merchant with twitching eyes and some strange white powder around my mouth* You got any of that [i]sprite[/i] man? You know, uh, that same joint you handed me last week. I just need one more sample.
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*walks up to merchant with twitching eyes and some strange white powder around my mouth* You got any of that [i]sprite[/i] man? You know, uh, that same joint you handed me last week. I just need one more sample.
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*pulls up in a white van with no windows* Ive got some exciting shit in the back bro. Wanna see it?
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*walks up to merchant with twitching eyes and some strange white powder around my mouth* You got any of that [i]sprite[/i] man? You know, uh, that same joint you handed me last week. I just need one more sample.
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Do you have any enchanted/magical weapons?
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*A man with a blindfold on is meet on the road* I have a item that destroys the eyes of those who gaze at it's contents.
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Nice to see another traveler out here! I found this short laser musket a while back if you're interested?
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Edited by Dee Ceased: 2/5/2016 6:45:13 PMGreetings! I am in need of various metal parts. [i]Searches through bag[/i] Do you accept keys?
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Edited by Szeth6678: 2/5/2016 6:36:16 PMI offer you the light of a thousand Guardians, as tithed to me by my son Crota.
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Edited by ジェイコブ: 2/5/2016 6:40:46 PMHmmm... What'll ya give me for these? [i]*shows diamond encrusted bleach* [/i] It was my grandfathers. He told me to use it wisely and has served me well through my travels. I would wish to trade it with you to see what you have to offer.
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*Gives nutella*
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I have a vibrating, flashing dildo.
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What would be worth the blueprints to Liberty Prime? *looks around all corners cautiously*
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Edited by RisingForklift: 2/5/2016 12:14:03 PMDo you have swords? [i]Raises Forks, Gently Placing Cargo In The Proper Position[/i]
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Edited by emirasal: 2/5/2016 9:57:04 AMI want a cloak like yours
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An ultimate weapon?
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How about you give me your soul, and I shall give you the power to protect yourself from bandits?
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What's elekk stones?