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Edited by Carbonite Flux:
2/5/2016 12:12:00 AM
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Welcome to salty spittoon. How tough are ya?
I once soloed crota
As a level 32
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I dip my oreos in vinegar
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Delta Veeosu! - old
I one sworded Crota more than 5 times total... As a level 34. Not many people could one sword him. And this was only a couple weeks after getting TDB and first completing Crota's End -
I only use toothpaste made with orange juice.
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I made a forum post asking to nerf rng as I came out of McDonald's and I still needed salt for my fries.
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I dismantled my original gjallarhorn on accident and I only cried for 20 minutes…[spoiler]I regret nothing[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI once led a fire team that ended up beating Crota.......with no gallys
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6 RepliesEdited by RoflBiscuit: 2/8/2016 12:54:55 AMI walked on a path of scattered Legos and didn't even wince.
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2 RepliesI'm so tough I called carbonite flux ugly
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3 RepliesI saw someone who looked cute today [spoiler]and didn't say anything[/spoiler]
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i taken a bullet to the head
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11 RepliesWell I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe this morning, while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes
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2 RepliesEdited by P3rfectEnemy: 2/7/2016 10:08:11 PMI'm the best wingman ever. My biggest was close to 280lbs, and I slayed her solo. It took two 12oz shots of tequila/whiskey blend, but I did it. I remember going in....but nothing after. My buddy married the chick I un-cockblocked, so it was a win. And I never cried, still tell the story. Hell even my wife knows the story. No shame. WIIIIINNNGGGGGGMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!
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I use an auto with a fusion in pvp. COME AT ME BRO.
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5 RepliesI soloed Sepiks Prime As a levl 8 beta player
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Heres one i havent seen. The wrench got away from me once while tightening a bolt down on my cars engine and crushed my thumb between the two. I only said every curse word for 10 min
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1 ReplyHow tough am i? I had sex with my while she was in the middle of her period then made her suck my dick
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2 RepliesI once ended an iron banner match with 8100+ points
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8 RepliesI completed the First Curse quest [spoiler]without boosting[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesYou wanna know how tough I am? Try living with: - Oxygen SATs low enough to kill a person [i]as normal[/i] - Heart condition so complicated it's only surgically treatable [spoiler]even then, my choice is an annual operation or a full heart lung transplant[/spoiler] - migraines To put that in perspective, living should kill you, and exercise practically will kill you.
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1 ReplyI once opened the game case ....... without the supervision of an adult!!!!
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1 ReplyEdited by Dreezy2O6: 2/7/2016 9:51:31 PMI stepped on a Lego And only cried for 3 hours
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2 RepliesI'm so tough I only died once in orbit
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I complain about crutch weapons But my most used guns are Thorn, TLW, and Hawkmoon
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I put salt on my eggs before boiling them
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1 ReplyI threw a grenade and killed 30 people, then the grenade exploded
