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Edited by Carbonite Flux:
2/5/2016 12:12:00 AM
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Welcome to salty spittoon. How tough are ya?
I once soloed crota
As a level 32
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I once shot phogoth the untamed with a shotgun... and I didn't aggro him
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1 ReplyI broke a tooth and exposed the root for two hours until it got fixed. If you remember what a having a tooth pulled feels like, have that for two hours straight.
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I still play destiny
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Edited by StrelokAnd: 2/8/2016 9:20:40 AMI'm so tough I destroyed Snow Speeder using normal gun.
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8 RepliesI'm so tough I watch two girls one cup when I'm eating dinner.
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Tough enough that when I kill an Archon....he returns to orbit.
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I once threw money at the screen.
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I asked for dedicated servers.
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1 ReplyI'm so tough the taken are now the given because oryx gave his minions to me so I wouldn't look at him
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I once told Batman he was a Son of a Bïtch
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7 RepliesI ate a bowl of Thorn bullets for breakfast. Pre - nerf.
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2 RepliesIm so tough when i stare down ogres they shit legendary and exotic engrams.
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5 RepliesHow tough am I ? I once put milk in my bowl before the cereal.
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8 RepliesI jumped in a pool of sodium chloride while covered in vinegar. [spoiler]ah, science jokes[/spoiler]
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I once stubbed my hip on the corner of the countertop and only cried for 5 minutes.
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1 ReplyI ate a bowl of nails for breakfast ........ Without any milk
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53 winstreak in trials at this moment [spoiler]ohyeah[/spoiler]
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I once killed a guy with dregs promise
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I drink a toothpaste and orange juice shake every morning..
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8 RepliesYou guys got nothing ... I ate out a hooker's vajayjay.
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I....I beat randal the vandal....
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2 RepliesI stepped on a Lego and only shed 1 tear. I dropped my Oreo in milk and went in after it. I play Nintendogs just to get a puppy and give him away to the pound.
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I'll have you know I lost one win away from a flawless run in trials.. And I only cried for 20 minutes
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I've been posting "sunbreaker need a nerf" in threads
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I beat Ludwig, The Holy Blade solo [spoiler]On ng+7[/spoiler]
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I dip my oreos in vinegar
