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Edited by Carbonite Flux:
2/5/2016 12:12:00 AM
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Welcome to salty spittoon. How tough are ya?
I once soloed crota
As a level 32
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I finished contra..... [spoiler]with three lives[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI'm so tough I punched Chucl Norris and he cried!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA IM TOO POWERFULL!
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2 RepliesI dismantled my first ghorn because who needs rickets. And I didn't get another one for 8 months
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1 ReplyFinished the chaperone quest in 2 games
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3 RepliesI got a ten kill streak with the no land beyond
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I used a shotgun in the raid. [spoiler]And It was the raid shotgun[/spoiler]
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I once summoned Oracles [spoiler]without teleporting anyone[/spoiler]
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I saw a cat get run over by a car and got an erection
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What happened to doing motw?
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1 ReplyI punched my entire career as my Titan and never enabled the first grenade...
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1 ReplyEdited by Im Quite Smelly: 2/8/2016 7:10:01 PMI beat the campaign in Cod black opps. [spoiler]on the wii[/spoiler]
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I went on Disney.com. [spoiler]Without my parent's permission.[/spoiler]
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I drink Doritos and eat mountain dew
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You look cute today :)
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I stepped on a Lego in the dark [spoiler]and only cried a little[/spoiler]
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I chugged a gallon of milk... Not very impressive but it was at a super bowl party :/
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3 Repliesi used a cactus as a dildo
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1 ReplyI'm immune to Legos.
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I defeated the wizard that came from the mmoooooon
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3 RepliesI'm watching the Super Bowl. [spoiler][b][i][u]FOR COLDPLAY.[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI put in the milk BEFORE I eat my cereal.
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8 RepliesI once killed a sun breaker. BEFORE THE NERF! ;)
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I haven't complained and asked for a nerf since the thorn [spoiler]I'm a hunter[/spoiler]
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Once drank a cup of tea,with no sugar, : )
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I killed skolas So? I used a throwing knife Ugh right this way
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I pour milk into the bowl before my legos made of razor blades.
