HI, #OFFTOPIC. I AM [b][i]KENAN THE KELL.[/i][/b][spoiler]#KENANTHEKELL2K16[/spoiler] VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL BE [b]VERY[/b] SURE TO [i][b]RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE WORKED FOR. [/b][/i]I HAVE FOUR ARMS. [i]YOU DON'T.[/i] THAT MAKES ME [b]GOD[/b] WHICH MAKES YOU ALL [b][i]CARROT SNAPPING FAP-KINGS.[/i][/b]
WHAT WILL [i]I[/i] DO IF ELECTED [u]PRESIDENT[/u]?[spoiler]WELL, I'LL TELL YA.[/spoiler]
I [i]WILL[/i] GIVE YOU ALL JOBS. [spoiler]FOR EXAMPLE: BEING MY BITCH, MAKING ME FOOD... ECT.[/spoiler]
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL [b][i]$MONEYS$[/i][/b].[spoiler]BECAUSE I AM GREAT AND I WILL NOT NEED MONEY BECAUSE YOU WILL BE #KENANTHEKELLS BITCHES.[/spoiler][spoiler]I HAVE [b][i]SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS.[/i][/b][/spoiler]
[spoiler][b][i]PLS VOTE FOR ME :([/i][/b][/spoiler]
I HAVE [b][i]MY[/i][/b] BEST INTERESTS IN MIND. WHICH MEANS I HAVE [i]YOURS[/i] IN MIND.
MY NAME IS KENAN THE KELL.
[i][b][u]AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.[/u][/b][/i]
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Don't vote for him vote for me! If you're content with the way things are then I'm the man for the job! My first act will be to do absolutely nothing! That's right! Absolutely nothing! (This will also be my second through last acts) So if you want someone who stays out of your business: Vote Bane139 2k16
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I'm lordbakon and it's pretty damn obvious why you should vote me... ILL GIVE YOU ALL FREE BACON!
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Yes well, I am the melon king, vote for me and you will be given free water melons!
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[quote] [b][i]CARROT SNAPPING FAP-KINGS.[/i][/b] [/quote]
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*Roleplays*
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Nope..
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Here we see the oblivious desticle!
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⊂_ヽ \\ \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I ride on eagle's wings. ⌒ヽ / へ\ / / \\ レ ノ ヽ_つ / / / /| ( (ヽ | |、\ | 丿 \ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lノ (_/ < ̄`ヽ、 / ̄> ゝ、 \ /⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `( ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) / > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´”
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Can I have some orange soda?
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I'm more moist than you.