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2/2/2016 3:42:02 AM
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There's a beetle in my room...
So there's this huge beetle in my room. I'm laying in bed, protected by my blankets, and I can still here it buzzing around. I don't want to risk escaping. It probably wants revenge on me for killing a dozen other beetles throughout the previous year, and wants to take my soul. I'm scared ;_;
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1 ReplyEdited by Servanious: 2/2/2016 6:06:27 PMTo deal with a beetle. •Call the Police. •Get a match. •Set your house on fire. •Say someone broke into your house and committed arson. •Move to Norway. •Name yourself Gustof Keraggø. There, now your beetle problem is no more. [spoiler]Of course, the beetle [b]MIGHT[/b] still be alive. If that's the case, arm yourself. It will try to kill you.[/spoiler]
