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2/2/2016 3:42:02 AM
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There's a beetle in my room...
So there's this huge beetle in my room. I'm laying in bed, protected by my blankets, and I can still here it buzzing around. I don't want to risk escaping. It probably wants revenge on me for killing a dozen other beetles throughout the previous year, and wants to take my soul. I'm scared ;_;
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Just call for it. Beetle(juice) Beetle(juice) Beetle(juice)
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5 Repliesjust eat it
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BURN IT WITH FIRE
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I'll send a FrogPaul to help. Just stay still
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Is.. is it Ringo? It's Ringo, isn't it?
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3 RepliesIf it flys, kill it. If not, get it's autograph
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You are wearing probably multiple blankets. BODY SLAM THE -blam!- OUT OF THAT BEETLE, MAN!
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Step 1: Get bottle of hairspray Step 2: Get lighter Step 3: Spray harispray and light it with lighter while spinning in a circle until hair spray can is empty Step 4: ?????? Step 5:Profit
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1 ReplyEdited by Servanious: 2/2/2016 6:06:27 PMTo deal with a beetle. •Call the Police. •Get a match. •Set your house on fire. •Say someone broke into your house and committed arson. •Move to Norway. •Name yourself Gustof Keraggø. There, now your beetle problem is no more. [spoiler]Of course, the beetle [b]MIGHT[/b] still be alive. If that's the case, arm yourself. It will try to kill you.[/spoiler]
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Just found its dead body near my lamp. It's over, everyone. The torment is done. The demon has been expelled. I can now rest peacefully. May we mark this day in history.
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Mercy kill that joker
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We've all run the simulations [spoiler]They're tough but they're not invincible.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThrow a Pokeball at it
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Fire. Lots of fire
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Tbh idk why everyone has a problem with spiders. House centipedes are my problem.
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There's a beetle in my room too. I call him Ringo!
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Lol I felt the same way when a dang stink bug was flyin above me and I went under my covers fast. It scared da crap outta me. I wasn't takin chances. Lol.
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Is it playing music?
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2 RepliesKick...its...ass
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Edited by Vilhelmus II: 2/3/2016 2:25:35 AM"[i]Here comes the sun Here comes the sun And I say it's alright Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun And I say, it's alright.[/i]"
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shit on it
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Edited by theraputicGreen: 2/3/2016 6:31:02 PMIs it a stink bug? [spoiler]if it is, cover it in soap[/spoiler] *takes notes*
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2 RepliesIF YOU LIKE CROSSDRESSING ANIME BOYS THEN YOU SHOULD ALSO SHAVE UR LEGS AND WEAR RAINBOW SOCKS UP TO UR THIGHS AND POST CLOSE UP PICS OF UR DIRTY BUTTHOLE AND WRINKLY SACK AND """"""""""""""""FEMININE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" PENIS AND COMMUNICATE TO OTHER PEOPLE SUCH AS YOUR SELF VIA CROPPED ORGASMING ANIME GIRL FACES AND STUTTER TYPING WITH LIBERAL USE OF EMOTICONS THEN KILL YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE TOO OLD AND GROSS FOR ANYONE TO WANT TO LOOK AT ANYMORE LOL
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2 RepliesYou have no choice. Burn down your neighborhood.
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Is it a ginger beetle?
