What is your favorite flavor text off a piece of gear? Mine are...
"The start is always the same, step into his court. Call him out." I'm pretty sure it's a titan armor piece from the raid.
No Wei Ning armor so far.
I remember one Wei Ning armor piece.
"What about the darkness itself Wei ning, what will you do then?
I'll punch that too!"
"I forsee fire. Fire and screams.
You would, mate. You're a rocket launcher."
From the good ol' Steel Oracle Z-11.
"Praydeths fall isn't over. Because it hasn't happened yet. And it will happen again"
"Huddled at the mountain’s base, we had no choice but to beat our ploughshares into swords once more."
"Eternity is very close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
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"Tell a Titan only a madman would go. Tell a Warlock it's too complex."
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Edited by Aklas Zephyr: 2/2/2016 11:46:05 AM"Delivering the inevitable, one pull at a time "
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Tiny box of raisins: "What? Why…?"
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"I'M A FIRIN NY LAZOR, he screamed charging his trusty rifle"
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I can never pick just one, so here's a few of my favorites. ------------------------------------ One/One Synesthete "I knew an Exo who could taste velocity. Said his favorite flavor was one kilometer per second." ------------------------------------- 77 Wizard The Exo called Gaunt is a gunsmith famous for his Wizards. ------------------------------------- A.1F19X-Ryl Trepanning is the art of cutting the skull open to let the gods in. ------------------------------------- Axiom Coven(Gauntlets) "Pray the bullets find you first. I will not leave a corpse for your Vandals to squabble over." ------------------------------------- Axiom Coven(Boots) A boot is only a boot. Unless it is a Warlock boot. Then there are perks. ------------------------------------- Cloak of the Reefrunners "The child asked me if the Awoken were blue because they were cold. Then he called my cloak a blanket." ------------------------------------- I put the 77 Wizard because an Exo Gunsmith named Gaunt who makes Fusion Rifles called Wizards is all kinds badass. I hope he shows up sometime in the future.
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Child asked me if I was a clock. I said yes. I was keeping time still until the world was ready for her. The child asked me if the awoken were blue because they were cold. Then she called my cloak a blanket.
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Dodged a bullet you say? Lets see you dodge this rocket!
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"Custom rigged hole-puncher"
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...PRAISE ME...
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These are the wings of pratiya-samutpada the truth of interconnectedness. The everywhere light.
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I remember there was a gauntlet of some sort that said "grip settings range from 'exquisite caress' to 'vengeful fist that knows no remorse'"
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The Last Word [i]"Yours, not mine...[/i]
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"I cannot permit you to exist" black hammer
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Edited by Lord Corignis: 2/1/2016 5:12:31 PMEither "Your only existence shall be that which I weave for you out of misery and woe." - Black Spindle Or "Cabal military codes allegedly refer to 'death by multiple gunshots' as 'Problem 78, subsection F.'" - Problem 78F ORRR "A. A ha. A ha ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha ha." - The Comedian
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My Favorite: Frumious Cloak: "Tell the Warlocks your cloak is frabjous. They respect words they don't understand."
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"Burn the world. Burn it all" - Dragon's Breath
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"...PRAISE ME..." >:)
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"Let's stop thinking about how to open the lock and start thinking about removing the wall." - The Unconquerable (Rare Warlock Bond)
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Norfleet "blows up everything." Borderlands 2.
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Delivering the inevitable one pull at a time.
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Edited by chillichillman: 2/1/2016 3:09:07 PMWetworks cloak -redacted-
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Super Good Advice: "This weapon is full of it"
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Edited by A Hippo7910: 2/1/2016 5:38:55 PMTo the untrained eye this beast is a junker, but to the trained eye this junker.....is a beast. Universal remote
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Also the Deathsingers Herald (warlock boots) have a Zelda reference "Frankly, it's surprising that these don't hover."
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I didn't get shot, I never got shot. I just body checked the missile. -Holdfast Type 2
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1) "If you believe your weapon wants to end all existence, then so it will." -Bad Juju 2) "Combat plasma discharge is no matter for amateurs." -Split Shifter Pro 3) "As long as you can't move me, I can't be moved." -Immobius