originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?!?!?!?!?
[b]jumps on one leg holding stabbed foot[/b]
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[b]I certainly hope you don't jump on the path.[/b]
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[b]hears announcer voice[/b] Path?
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[b]Well yeah, the path you got spiked by.[/b]
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[b]climbs up a tree[/b]
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[b]After climbing the tree, you can see your surroundings better. The cave appears to enter into a mountain, and the path seems metallic in nature from this angle. You can also see, in the opposite direction, a town.[/b]
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[b]climbs down and goes to the town[/b]
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[b]After a slight bit of traveling, you arrive at the town. There appears to be a shop, a bar, and a temple[/b]
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[b]goes in the bar[/b]
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[b]The bartender acknowledges your entrance.[/b] [i]"Welcome to Wussville Tavern, how may I help you?"[/i]
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Ugh. This sounds as bad as Weenie Hut Jr's. [b]walks out[/b]
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[b]It appears that you are now wandering Wussville.[/b]
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[b]goes to the temple[/b]
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[b]Once entering, you gain the [i]Blessing of the Wuss[/i]. You gain an increase in Perception.[/b]
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Man, I hate this place. [b]travels farther into the temple[/b]
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[b]The temple seems endless. It becomes apparent that the temple is infinite.[/b]
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[b]leaves[/b]
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[b]You are back in the center of town.[/b]
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[spoiler]what the only place left?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Town Hall[/spoiler]
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[b]goes there[/b]
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[b]It appears to be empty. The dungeon master must not have thought of something to place here.[/b]
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[b]goes back in bar[/b]
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[b]The bar maiden seems upset about the fact you have returned, and does not greet you.[/b]
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[b]doesn't notice[/b] What do you got to drink?
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[b]She refuses to talk to you, after being so rude.[/b]