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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/31/2016 7:25:33 AM
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[b]Wait. That was supposed to be in italics.[/b] [i]"You're right you dumb shit."[/i] [b]Dang it. Anyways, the farmer makes a grab for the pig. Or rather, lack of farmer.[/b]
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[b]i left the pig in the temple behind me[/b] [b]as he runs past me I slice him in half with my sword[/b]
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[b]Tge farmer armor is now in two halves. It falls limp. The pig, seeing its owner die by your hand, charges you.[/b]
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[b]grabs it and picks it up[/b]
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[b]The pig tries to bite your arm as you pick it up, leaving a small wound on your forearm.[/b]
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[b]makes the clothes into a satchel and puts the pig in it[/b]
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[b]After some trying, the pig is in the satchel, which breaks after the pig struggles to attack you.[/b]
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Alright you stupid pig. [b]picks it up and takes it in the temple[/b] [b]pulls out sword[/b] Can't have the kid's seeing this
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[b]It struggles.[/b]
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What? Don't want to die?
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[b]It bites your arm again, causing minor bleeding.[/b]
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[b]cuts it's head off[/b]
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[b]Blood seeps from the body, and everything goes black. You awaken next to the portal, with one hand closed in a fist.[/b]
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[spoiler]my hand?[/spoiler]
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[b]Nope, a dismembered one of unknown origin.[/b]
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[spoiler]did I fail again?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You actually won this time, albeit it being an easy ending.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] [b]jumps back in the portal after putting the hand in my bag[/b] [spoiler]time to go to number 1[/spoiler]
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[b]The portal is no longer open, at least for you. you[/b] [spoiler]It's on a cooldown. No going twice in a row. Also, open the hand plox.[/spoiler]
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[b]opens the hand[/b] [spoiler]how long?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I forgot to say what was in the hand[/spoiler] [b]The hand contains 2 pictures, one of gloves and one of a belt. On both, some text says it's a coupon. Maybe you need to show this to Ite.[/b]
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[b]listens to the voice[/b] [b]tries to find Ite[/b]
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[b]He appears to be underneath the soapbox the portal was on.[/b] Yes?
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You take coupons?
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Depends on the coupon. What you got?
