originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
WTF!!! THAT HURT LIKE CRAZY!!!
[b]rolls around on the floor[/b]
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[b]Game, set, match. You may have another attempt, should you wish.[/b]
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[b]crawls back in portal[/b]
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[b]Again, you appear in front of the sign. However, the words have changed to "New" and "Continue".[/b]
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[b]presses continue[/b]
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[b]You begin in front of the path to the cave. However, an impaled corpse can be seen near the beginning of it. It seems to radiate a weak power.[/b]
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[b]kicks it[/b]
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[b]Upon the sudden movement, the spikes fly upward, re-impaling the corpse and cutting open your shoe. The spikes then slowly retract.[/b]
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WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?!?!?!?!? [b]jumps on one leg holding stabbed foot[/b]
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[b]I certainly hope you don't jump on the path.[/b]
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[b]hears announcer voice[/b] Path?
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[b]Well yeah, the path you got spiked by.[/b]
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[b]climbs up a tree[/b]
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[b]After climbing the tree, you can see your surroundings better. The cave appears to enter into a mountain, and the path seems metallic in nature from this angle. You can also see, in the opposite direction, a town.[/b]
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[b]climbs down and goes to the town[/b]
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[b]After a slight bit of traveling, you arrive at the town. There appears to be a shop, a bar, and a temple[/b]
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[b]goes in the bar[/b]
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[b]The bartender acknowledges your entrance.[/b] [i]"Welcome to Wussville Tavern, how may I help you?"[/i]
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Ugh. This sounds as bad as Weenie Hut Jr's. [b]walks out[/b]
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[b]It appears that you are now wandering Wussville.[/b]
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[b]goes to the temple[/b]
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[b]Once entering, you gain the [i]Blessing of the Wuss[/i]. You gain an increase in Perception.[/b]
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Man, I hate this place. [b]travels farther into the temple[/b]
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[b]The temple seems endless. It becomes apparent that the temple is infinite.[/b]
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[b]leaves[/b]
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[b]You are back in the center of town.[/b]