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An avocado...is actually... [spoiler]A Berry[/spoiler]
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ive forgotten what its called but search for the fear of long words. [spoiler]seriously, who is that cruel?[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby[spoiler]Once in Hiroshima and once in Nagasaki[/spoiler]
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Your birthday is the on the same day as you were born.
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75% of stair accidents happen on the stairs.
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Everyone is extremely allergic to death
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Nutella originally came in the form of a loaf. You were to slice a piece off and place it on a piece of bread.
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Edited by Cayde: 2/6/2016 2:49:34 AMJohn Boyega isn't actually of pure blood African descent; if he was, he wouldn't have a British accent. That lying c[b]u[/b]nt. :P If anyone has seen him in certain press conferences, you can clearly see that he's sort of a douche anyway.
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Never become a political cannvasar it sucks
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Did you know when you fart your cheeks flap at 1000 mph
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Nutella is life.
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On average, 12 newborns are given to the wrong parents daily.
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I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE
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You're a virgin
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Phish is playing in Minnesota this summer for the first time since 2000.
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Apocolocynposis is the fear of being turned into a pumpkin.
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Edited by Ohhh54321: 2/3/2016 11:26:52 PMEvery second that goes by you're getting older All words are spelled with at least one vowel
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Mark wahlberg was a day away from being on the 9/11 flight
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Pornhubs traffic went down after fallout 4 was released
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South Korea has the best average internet speed and America is 14th
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I have a pimple in my ear
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There is a bird called a tit
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A shitload is an actual measurement. It means you have enough to fill 347 adult human rectums of said substance.
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Pain hurts
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Black bears are best.
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Edited by Humanpudding741: 2/5/2016 4:44:44 PMBlack bears eat beats.