originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Something tell me I shouldn't go in the cave, but I probably have too
[b]goes towards the cave[/b]
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[b]Something feels strange about the grass. It doesn't feel... Right. [/b]
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Hmmmmmmmmmm. [b]rips a piece out of the ground and licks it[/b]
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[b]You pull, but it doesn't give. You seem to have taken too much time to decide, since the grass shoots upward, impaling you. You are thrown from the portal in one piece, with all original equipment intact. You have failed.[/b]
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WTF!!! THAT HURT LIKE CRAZY!!! [b]rolls around on the floor[/b]
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[b]Game, set, match. You may have another attempt, should you wish.[/b]
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[b]crawls back in portal[/b]
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[b]Again, you appear in front of the sign. However, the words have changed to "New" and "Continue".[/b]
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[b]presses continue[/b]
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[b]You begin in front of the path to the cave. However, an impaled corpse can be seen near the beginning of it. It seems to radiate a weak power.[/b]
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[b]kicks it[/b]
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[b]Upon the sudden movement, the spikes fly upward, re-impaling the corpse and cutting open your shoe. The spikes then slowly retract.[/b]
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WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?!?!?!?!? [b]jumps on one leg holding stabbed foot[/b]
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[b]I certainly hope you don't jump on the path.[/b]
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[b]hears announcer voice[/b] Path?
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[b]Well yeah, the path you got spiked by.[/b]
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[b]climbs up a tree[/b]
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[b]After climbing the tree, you can see your surroundings better. The cave appears to enter into a mountain, and the path seems metallic in nature from this angle. You can also see, in the opposite direction, a town.[/b]
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[b]climbs down and goes to the town[/b]
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[b]After a slight bit of traveling, you arrive at the town. There appears to be a shop, a bar, and a temple[/b]
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[b]goes in the bar[/b]
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[b]The bartender acknowledges your entrance.[/b] [i]"Welcome to Wussville Tavern, how may I help you?"[/i]
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Ugh. This sounds as bad as Weenie Hut Jr's. [b]walks out[/b]
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[b]It appears that you are now wandering Wussville.[/b]
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[b]goes to the temple[/b]
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[b]Once entering, you gain the [i]Blessing of the Wuss[/i]. You gain an increase in Perception.[/b]