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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
1/29/2016 12:33:50 AM
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And i thought Cathedral was bad on Control...
I never thought an activity would make me want to [b]cut the webbings of my toes with copier paper[/b], and yet, here is [i]Rift on [b]Cathedral of Dusk[/b][/i] proving me wrong.
I...I even played it solo. [i]Once.[/i] Because that's all it took to turn my frown [b][i]further[/i][/b] down, then put it through the [b]SRL[/b] fans, deform its spire and gift it to the Architects.
Months ago, when [b]Clash[/b] was the IB activity, I thought to myself: [quote]Cool! I hope they never have Rift as Iron Banner, though. Pshh, why would they even, that wouldn't make sense. I've seen Icebreaker nerfs that make more sense than that.[/quote]Well, cover me in honey and call me Sally, [b][i]IT'S RIFT!![/i][/b] Which isn't a [b][i]bad[/i][/b] thing, unless winning is your objective. To further rub salt into my oriface, [b][i]Cathedral of Dusk.[/i][/b] <--- That sentence doesn't even finish properly, nor does it need to. Simply; [i]because Cathedral of Dusk.[/i]
With the cherry on the -!wecantevencensorthisword-! cake, I now have to [b]LFG[/b] for Iron Banner. [b][i]FOR IRON BANNER.[/i][/b] I have 10 pages of friends I've acquired over Y1 of Destiny. Guess how many were online?
[spoiler]2.[/spoiler][spoiler]2 people, not two pages.[/spoiler]
[b][i]So,[/i][/b] LFG it is. LFG isn't ready for me.
My witty overly-suggestive banter mixed with my [b][i]very[/i][/b] inconsistent [b]1.0 K/D[/b] mixed with the sporadic loud shrieking that living with a cat and a woman entails tends to put people off. Or, at least confuse them.
So, [b][i]*raises glass*[/i][/b] this one's to you, [i]Cathedral of Dusk.[/i] May your match timers run out, and your participants have John Cena legs.
[b]Edit:[/b] If you don't like this [url=https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post/184461115/0/0]map on control[/url]
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9 RepliesCan someone explain to me what is wrong with Cathedral of Dusk? Its one of the few [b]open[/b] maps for PvP. I dont have a problem with it.
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1 ReplyDang the team might have to organize a smoke break some place along the run to the rift?
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1 ReplyI'll get the honey...
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2 RepliesI actually like it
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2 RepliesEdited by Salt Sifter: 1/28/2016 6:18:08 PMAnother gem of truth overlayed by thick layers of sardonic wit. Thank you sir.
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1 ReplyPlaying full agility jst to get to the action after respawn. Not my favourite map
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3 RepliesYes!! I was really looking forward to playIB yesterday. After work and kids in bed and all I finally started and it was cathedral of dusk first... Omg I nearly broke my TV, so much anger... I didn't know I could hate a map as much as this one...
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Prime thread.
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I don't understand people's frustration over Rift. As a solo player, I have only lost 2-3 games and caused 2 Mercy Rules. One being on a 5-6 man enemy team... with my team being basically nothing but randoms. Perhaps Rift is just not your game mode?
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2 RepliesHmm, where's that Monty Python and the Holy Grail Rift video at when you need it?
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2 RepliesI actually ignited the rift in 4 blinks with MIDA.. I think I somehow transcended time it self. Last time it took me a year just to reach the special ammo, only to realize it was already taken.
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1 ReplyYou love that map, you know you do!
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1 Reply[quote]Well, cover me in honey and call me Sally[/quote] A porno in the making.
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1 ReplyWorst map. Takes too long on respawn to join the action.
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4 Repliesಠ╭͜ʖ╮ಠ woah the salt levels *cough*
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3 RepliesAnd I thought these things smelled bad, on the outside.
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http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Mistah%20Swick/screenshot/3847940 http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Mistah%20Swick/screenshot/3847948 So one I didn't post I never got the chance to pick up the spark but I helped the team by getting 30 kills w/ 15 deaths. Every game I pick up the spark by myself and run to the other side and pick off enemy players by myself and dunk it. Also I'm a solo player AND check my k/d I'm not any type of amazing player.
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3 RepliesWorst map for this game mode and for IB.
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1 ReplyI'm not a huge PvP player and I just played this map for the first time last night in Control - now I see what people are talking about.. After capturing A, my team started hoofing it to B and by the time we made it there, I hear Shaxx announce that there was only 5 minutes left. Secretly, the Cathedral of Dusk map is an endurance challenge first and foremost and all other game modes are secondary.
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4 RepliesYou think it's bad for 6v6? Play 3v3 on that shit you'll find yourself yelling "HELLO!!!!" at your TV and praying for a response so you know where the hell to look.
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1 ReplyIt's the only place I use mida just because it takes so damn long to run anywhere. Thank god I unlocked marathon pro
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3 RepliesI personally love this map on Rift.
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4 RepliesIt's such a unique map... Action is funneled to specific points. If you aren't organized it turns into a giant mosh pit of senseless killing.
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2 RepliesWay too large for rift.
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1 ReplyI have to agree this map sucks.
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1 ReplyThis map actually has respawn points that Bungie can't get wrong. All the other maps seem to spawn you in a dumb spot.
