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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
1/29/2016 12:33:50 AM
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And i thought Cathedral was bad on Control...
I never thought an activity would make me want to [b]cut the webbings of my toes with copier paper[/b], and yet, here is [i]Rift on [b]Cathedral of Dusk[/b][/i] proving me wrong.
I...I even played it solo. [i]Once.[/i] Because that's all it took to turn my frown [b][i]further[/i][/b] down, then put it through the [b]SRL[/b] fans, deform its spire and gift it to the Architects.
Months ago, when [b]Clash[/b] was the IB activity, I thought to myself: [quote]Cool! I hope they never have Rift as Iron Banner, though. Pshh, why would they even, that wouldn't make sense. I've seen Icebreaker nerfs that make more sense than that.[/quote]Well, cover me in honey and call me Sally, [b][i]IT'S RIFT!![/i][/b] Which isn't a [b][i]bad[/i][/b] thing, unless winning is your objective. To further rub salt into my oriface, [b][i]Cathedral of Dusk.[/i][/b] <--- That sentence doesn't even finish properly, nor does it need to. Simply; [i]because Cathedral of Dusk.[/i]
With the cherry on the -!wecantevencensorthisword-! cake, I now have to [b]LFG[/b] for Iron Banner. [b][i]FOR IRON BANNER.[/i][/b] I have 10 pages of friends I've acquired over Y1 of Destiny. Guess how many were online?
[spoiler]2.[/spoiler][spoiler]2 people, not two pages.[/spoiler]
[b][i]So,[/i][/b] LFG it is. LFG isn't ready for me.
My witty overly-suggestive banter mixed with my [b][i]very[/i][/b] inconsistent [b]1.0 K/D[/b] mixed with the sporadic loud shrieking that living with a cat and a woman entails tends to put people off. Or, at least confuse them.
So, [b][i]*raises glass*[/i][/b] this one's to you, [i]Cathedral of Dusk.[/i] May your match timers run out, and your participants have John Cena legs.
[b]Edit:[/b] If you don't like this [url=https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post/184461115/0/0]map on control[/url]
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Worst map on the game imo
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Every time that map pops up, I'm always the first on my team to pick up the Spark and dunk it within around 45 seconds of the match starting, it's just easy to maneuver on that map
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Oh my gosh it's awful. It's nearly impossible to Slam that bad boy in when playing with randos
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I don't mind that map as much for rift. Did well on my last game.
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Played it once on Rift, no one even got close to igniting the rift. All about kills instead.
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Worst map ever!! Made me rage so hard I hurt my hand punching a drink coaster and delete my warlock and hunter [spoiler]look they're both level one now[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI feel your pain[spoiler]living with a woman and a cat that is. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLol tis truth you doth speak
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1 ReplyOh poon
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1 ReplyIf you fail once, erase all evidence that you even tried......
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1 ReplyEvery time I was in a fireteam the lag got worse. My shots weren't registering properly so I found myself having to shoot a few more bullets than I had to which would result in my death a lot. Couldn't even tell when someone got the spark. Took too long to come up on the screen. I went from about a 3.5kd average playing solo to a about a 0.5kd average in a fireteam. I am forced to fly solo because of lag.
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1 ReplyYeah, almost makes me want to step on a Lego.
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2 RepliesVery with you on that inconsistent KD lmao.
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1 ReplyHello Sally, I brought honey AND the salt 😉
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1 ReplyI like rift there
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1 ReplyAyyyy fam! [i]Drops pants*[/i]
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1 ReplyThe best one is the floating platforms on Mercury Only time I can ever score as the rift runner So many short cuts thru that map I suck at rift and I forced a team into mercy rule with two scores.... I think it's my last game from today
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9 RepliesI don't know how people from year 1 only have 2 people on their friends list playing IB. I have three and half pages of friends on playing Destiny right now.
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1 ReplyHahahahaha. Bump. I have yet to play this round of Iron Banner BECAUSE of this. Exact. Situation. F*ck that map. F*ck that map right in it's a**. And I know with my incredible luck that EVERY F*CKING TIME my team either gets so pummeled the game breaks up and I join a random game or just start a new game with me being leader of the lobby, this map would come up. Dude. No More. Please Stop. Also, your posts are awesome so keep being awesome.
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1 ReplyYou still playing? I'm looking to play IB with some peeps but LFG is gaaaaaaa haaaayyyyy. Btw in on Xbox my gt is swaggone2china This is an alt, I have all level 40's and I'm great at crucible
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1 ReplyCan't believe I'm going to say this but I don't mind this map for rift. The biggest problem I face is my teammates playing too passive. On that map playing passive is death.
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1 ReplyHate that map, played elimination on it last week, now that is awful!! Spend about an hour trying to find each other l, it needs sparrows!
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4 RepliesEdited by brandon: 1/29/2016 12:40:21 AMYa that map sucks. It's WAY too big. IMO
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7 RepliesClash is definitely the best for Iron Banner. [b][][][][/b]
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2 RepliesI've gotten cathedral twice. My two best matches by a long shot. And I thought the map was trash...
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5 RepliesEdited by PhNx Hellfire: 1/29/2016 2:51:44 AMCathedral only stinks if you have issues staying alive. What do you know... I just got the map... I'll edit this after it. EDIT: Fun match. Barely won by 100 points.
