I never thought an activity would make me want to [b]cut the webbings of my toes with copier paper[/b], and yet, here is [i]Rift on [b]Cathedral of Dusk[/b][/i] proving me wrong.
I...I even played it solo. [i]Once.[/i] Because that's all it took to turn my frown [b][i]further[/i][/b] down, then put it through the [b]SRL[/b] fans, deform its spire and gift it to the Architects.
Months ago, when [b]Clash[/b] was the IB activity, I thought to myself: [quote]Cool! I hope they never have Rift as Iron Banner, though. Pshh, why would they even, that wouldn't make sense. I've seen Icebreaker nerfs that make more sense than that.[/quote]Well, cover me in honey and call me Sally, [b][i]IT'S RIFT!![/i][/b] Which isn't a [b][i]bad[/i][/b] thing, unless winning is your objective. To further rub salt into my oriface, [b][i]Cathedral of Dusk.[/i][/b] <--- That sentence doesn't even finish properly, nor does it need to. Simply; [i]because Cathedral of Dusk.[/i]
With the cherry on the -!wecantevencensorthisword-! cake, I now have to [b]LFG[/b] for Iron Banner. [b][i]FOR IRON BANNER.[/i][/b] I have 10 pages of friends I've acquired over Y1 of Destiny. Guess how many were online?
[spoiler]2.[/spoiler][spoiler]2 people, not two pages.[/spoiler]
[b][i]So,[/i][/b] LFG it is. LFG isn't ready for me.
My witty overly-suggestive banter mixed with my [b][i]very[/i][/b] inconsistent [b]1.0 K/D[/b] mixed with the sporadic loud shrieking that living with a cat and a woman entails tends to put people off. Or, at least confuse them.
So, [b][i]*raises glass*[/i][/b] this one's to you, [i]Cathedral of Dusk.[/i] May your match timers run out, and your participants have John Cena legs.
[b]Edit:[/b] If you don't like this [url=https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post/184461115/0/0]map on control[/url]
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That's actually my favorite map for rift. Big enough to make changes but still has two fast routes with plenty of exits
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This guy is actually hilarious
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Vertigo an black shield are the best maps overall TBH
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Ever since you made this post, cathedral of dusk has been coming up 80-90% more often. I think bungie saw your post and decided to force us to play only cathedral of dusk to gather info on how long it takes people to rage quit before the timer runs out on the map. Oh and the overtime timer.
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Cathedral of Dusk is definitely a "work on my bounties" map, because you're gonna be there all day anyway.
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Since it's so umm..."open" I don't mind it as much as memento. Even Bannerfall seems to get more crowded near the shield. Cathedral they have to enter a huge room, and then get around a massive pillar. Ample time to take out the runner.
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Edited by El_Biguso: 1/29/2016 11:37:07 AMDon't know what you are bitching about, really. Cathedral of Dusk is a blast! I just wish it had a checkpoint, because usually once I manage to reach the B Flag and meet all the other players for battle, the Iron Banner has already ended. Ps: I live with a cat and a woman too. The shrieking is real. Quick edit: A friend of mine just messaged me overly excited saying that he managed to grab the spark in Cathedral of Dusk. He can't wait to ignite the rift next week.
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Cathedral is not as bad as memento, imo. Its a chaotic cluster f.
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Fück that map. Fùck her right in the pussy. Seriously rift sucks ass. Lost 10 games in a row because people REFUSE to pick up the damn spark.
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Does anyone wonder what would happen if we put rift on Skyshock or First Light? *shivers*
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I swear it's like near [b]IMPOSSIBLE[/b] to ignite the rift in this excuse of a map lol.
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This is one of the maps in the game that is REALLY designed for 2 TEAMS to play. When one side is coordinated mounting an effective defence is easier than Sunday morning, and assaulting that final "room" is so much easier. The Rift should probably be in the pool room; any further back and it's too close to enemy spawns to be reasonably expected of a team of randoms. On the other hand, with 2 solid teams of 6 this map is brilliant. I'd like to see an Iron Banner singles mode, or at least an event designed for lone players. That would let them alternate modes for IB more often and with less overall impact to the loners out there.
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Every time I see its cathedral I have to fight the urge to quit. Even when we win, I just don't like it for rift. It's so spread out, when you respawn it's a long haul back to the spark. A lot of players like to camp the spawn too. This caused a team to lose against us. Too many were camping our spawn. One of our teammates got the spark and made it to their rift unchallenged.
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I left a game this morning on Cathedral. Its a horrendous map to play Rift on.
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Bungie plz enable sparrows. Five minute treks to the action only to die in one second is really bad. Like literally only battlefield can get away with that.
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Edited by Erijian: 1/29/2016 2:45:12 AMBlack Shield, Vertigo, and Bannerfall (Meh) do Rift the best out of the maps in rotation in my opinion. Cathedral of Dusk and Frontier are absolute jokes.
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I've logged into destiny several times to find only 2 friends playing also. 10 pages here too. Maybe Bungie could set up a reporting option that wouldn't be useless. We could report our friends that still play destiny. And start a friend share program. Not lfg. Lfyftpw. Looking for your friends to play with.
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Worst map in a bad, tiny rotation
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Yep fukk cathedral of dusk its FAAARRRRR too big. Also remove those crates on Frontier that only 1 side can hide behind whilst they grab the spark and cant get shot, what utter unbalanced BS is that about!!
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Year two maps are GARBAGE ...no one thinks they're fun ir better than year one maps. Cathedral pops up every other dang match too!!!!!!!!!
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why is your cat shrieking? take the fleabag to a damn vet, and if the bill is over a hunsky tell the vet you will fix the problem yourself. on way home on the freeway throw it out the window and tell wife when you get home you stopped for milk for the cat and it ran away when door opened. If problem is wife shrieking please use same process on her.
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Rift on cathedral is so easy
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Every time I enter Cathedral of Dusk I want to use my sparrow.
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Funny enough, that's my best map for Rift. Bannerfall though, God damn
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Honestly the yr 2 maps were terrible. TOO BIG AND TOO SPACIOUS tbh. Too much elevations and places camp friendly which destiny DOES NOT need. The yr 1 maps are clearly better in comparison.
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Worst map on the game imo