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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
1/28/2016 1:33:35 AM
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[b]You fall into a peaceful plain, with a signpost saying the word "Start".[/b]
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This seems like one of those races from a video game... LET'S DO IT!!!! [b]taps the signpost[/b]
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[b]You are teleported to a completely white room, with 3 posts around, each with their own number. 1, 2, and 3.[/b]
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[b]taps 2 first because kool kids don't go in order[/b]
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[b]Your clothes change to a leather armor, and all weapons are replaced with an iron shortsword and a bow with 3 arrows. You also feel a bit more like a normal person.[/b]
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N-n-normal? [b]i get dull and lame now[/b] Why do I have weapons? [b]pulls out sword[/b]
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[b]The sign that used to say 2 now says "Confirm?"[/b]
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Sure... [b]taps it[/b]
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[b]Another 2 huh? Well, you appear in front of a forest path. At the end is a cave. The sun shines, and the grass appears to shimmer.[/b]
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Something tell me I shouldn't go in the cave, but I probably have too [b]goes towards the cave[/b]
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[b]Something feels strange about the grass. It doesn't feel... Right. [/b]
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Hmmmmmmmmmm. [b]rips a piece out of the ground and licks it[/b]
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[b]You pull, but it doesn't give. You seem to have taken too much time to decide, since the grass shoots upward, impaling you. You are thrown from the portal in one piece, with all original equipment intact. You have failed.[/b]
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WTF!!! THAT HURT LIKE CRAZY!!! [b]rolls around on the floor[/b]
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[b]Game, set, match. You may have another attempt, should you wish.[/b]
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[b]crawls back in portal[/b]
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[b]Again, you appear in front of the sign. However, the words have changed to "New" and "Continue".[/b]
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[b]presses continue[/b]
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[b]You begin in front of the path to the cave. However, an impaled corpse can be seen near the beginning of it. It seems to radiate a weak power.[/b]
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[b]kicks it[/b]
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[b]Upon the sudden movement, the spikes fly upward, re-impaling the corpse and cutting open your shoe. The spikes then slowly retract.[/b]
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WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?!?!?!?!? [b]jumps on one leg holding stabbed foot[/b]
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[b]I certainly hope you don't jump on the path.[/b]
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[b]hears announcer voice[/b] Path?
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[b]Well yeah, the path you got spiked by.[/b]
