The upcoming iron banner and butt buddy events better consistently produce 320 ghosts and class items or I will be mildly displeased and keep playing none the less.
Cheers.
[spoiler]I'd like to have a conversation with the person who thought 320 artifacts for every challenge mode was a good idea. [/spoiler]
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We already got 320 Class Items and Helms from SRL (S Rank). So technically we should be getting 320 anything else besides Class items and Helms. Given it's a Crucible-type event, I'm guessing 320 Primaries and Gauntlets. Because everyone deserves 320 hugs using 320 Gauntlets. Or some sort of BS to explain why it's the only armor type awarded. Followed by 320 Heavies and Ghosts for April in a PvE event. Something about April Showers being a shower of bullets and May Flowers (not remotely) looking like Ghost shells. Next up will probably be 320 Chests and Legs for summer. Bikini top and bodybuilder Chest armor and bikini bottom and speedo Leg armor. Possibly gender-neutral, just because drama otherwise. Too bad no one will get to see Mara Sov in a bikini though. You're stuck with Ikora. Or maybe Eris. Pick your poison. We already know that Cayde will wear speedos, and that you all will enjoy his toned Exo legs. Zavala will be a killjoy though, wearing his armor like normal because he doesn't have time to relax. Shaxx on the other hand would be more than happy to show off all his muscles. Then Festival of Souls will be 320 Halloween-themed Artifacts (classic brain in a jar anyone?) and Secondaries. Because it's only fitting that shotguns are the standard weapon used vs undead (Guardians included, until the Shotgun nerf). Too bad Destiny's shotguns are only loaded with buckshot though; imagine the beauty of firing off solid slugs with 320 power behind each shot in PvE at least. Of course, I can and will likely be proven wrong, because Bungie loves to screw everyone over anyway.