Tacky conservative satire is tacky and dumb. Realistically, Bernie would take some well-needed whacks to the excessive use of RNG in this game and make sure everyone gets at least something from each Raid boss and other playlists. In a seemingly ironic move, he'd probably make sure people who are on top of the Crucible scoreboards actually get our fair share, since it hardly seems right that those of us who put in the effort regularly get nothing while the scrubs coasting off our hard work with a negative K/D and probably no assists or objectives, get free exotics. He might even go so far as to demand Bungievision refund us for re-packaging content that was already on the damn disc before launch. Bernie 2016 :D <3