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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
1/27/2016 3:45:01 AM
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A helpful flowchart for RIFT Iron Banner
With all classes at [b][i]peak performance,[/i][/b] you may find it hard to choose between them for [b][i]Iron Banner Rift.[/i][/b] This flowchart has time to explain.
. [b]C L A S S[/b]
. (Floatman/Punch It/Oh hi hello)
. / | \
. (Blink/Nah) | (Not a/BladeDancer)
. / | | \ \
. | | (Panic/Party) | \
. (hi cliff) / | | | (broke, fam)
. / (misadv) | \
. / | (Pants N/Y)
.(Burn, baby/Sith) | \ \
. | / (Clang!/Phoosh!) \ \
. (Melee?) | | | \ (sorry)
. /\ / | | \
.(lol nope) | / |(Shoot it/Stalk it)
. \ / (You'll miss) / | |
. \ / / (Register Y/N) \
. \_/ / / | \
. (Popped, bro) / / |
. (Liar) | |
. (*sigh*) |
. /
. /
. (Oooooo so close!)
.
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[spoiler]*ponethepoon grieves*[/spoiler]
[b]EDIT:[/b] if this looks confusing as -blam!-, that's because it is. It's a flowchart poking fun at the glitches affecting us in Crucible [b][i](like melee hit detection)[/i][/b].
May the [url=http://i.imgur.com/obzBqZc.jpg]pants[/url] be with you.
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Edited by Nero: 7/1/2016 7:36:55 AM. [b]C L A S S[/b] . (Floatman/Punch It/Oh hi hello) . / | \ . (Blink/Nah) | (Not a/BladeDancer) . / | | / \ . | | (Panic/Party) | \ . (hi cliff) / | | | (broke, fam) . / (misadv) | \ . / | (Pants N/Y) .(Burn, baby/Sith) | \ \ . | / (Clang!/Phoosh!) \ \ . (Melee?) | | | \ (sorry) . /\ / | | \ . (lol nope) / / |(Shoot it/Stalk it) . \ / (You'll miss) / | | . \ / / (Register Y/N) \ . \_/ / / | \ . (Popped, bro) / / | . (Liar) | | . (*sigh*) | . / . / . (Oooooo so close!) . . Straightened the lines a bit. Keep up the great work Poon!
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54 RepliesGet in here.
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2 RepliesThe fact you reply to just about everyone shows true dedication!
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4 RepliesShhhh....quiet now IRON BANNER!!! Finished this mornings run and got 310 boots! Sick! One kick off due to poor team performance; 11k vs 2k, but still finished all bounties except for highest score.... IRON BANNER!!!! Scream it!!! IRON BANNER!!! Camped out on spark with scout rifle, come to me my precious!! IRON BANNER!!! Running at me; taste the Telesto!!! IRON BANNER!!! Try the veal, I'm here all week! IRON BANNER!!! OMG! IRON BANNER!!! YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF---- IRON BANNER!!! It places the lotion upon its skin or else it gets... IRON BANNER!!! Scream it!!! IRON BANNER!!! Nobody expects the IRON BANNER!!!! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the IRON BANNER!!!Our four... no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.' IRON BANNER!!! Please, this is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who. IRON BANNER!!! 'I fart in your general generation! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!' IRON BANNER!!! Pica? IRON BANNER!!![/quote]
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Interview! Interview! Interview! Inter- [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/171161652/0/0]O wait.[/url]
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For those of you that run Bladedancers... Blink is your best friend. I've held the spark and Blinked over so many enemies right to the rift. Especially in Cathedral of Dusk by the spawn :)
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1 ReplyI'll tickle your pickle for a nickle
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God the Nightstalker one is so spot on...Shadowshot has to be the most depressing super to use. Its got this weird mechanic where it will purposely seek out inanimate objects instead of people. Oh trying to hit that guy multi-tooling your noggin? Nah fam, lets hit that tree branch. FML
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Mine is simpler: IB Rift ---> Don't Play.
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Bump. That bladedancer tree is spot on (and depressing).
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Punched someone 9 times the other night, yes 9, chased his ass. Never got shields down. Melee is so screwed right now..
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It looks like someone's very drunk college final presentation that also "forgot" to wear pants!
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#cliffbanner
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1 ReplyIron Banner cliff sucks!
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2 RepliesYou should be community manager
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9 RepliesHaha, I was expecting something like this.
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7 RepliesSign here if PONETHEPOON is one of the only reasons (if not the only reason) you still check the forums.
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*sigh*
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1 ReplyFLOWCHART!!! HA HA HA
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4 RepliesEnded with (sorry). :0
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1 ReplyAh. No wonder why I can't ignite the rift. Thank you for the chart. [spoiler]Teammates not killing my attackers while I have the spark ftw[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyFlow chart fap 8/10 would fap again.
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1 Reply
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2 RepliesHow could you. I thought you didn't like pants. Now you want them to be with us? Blasphemy.
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[quote]May the pants be with you.[/quote] Don't put that voodoo on me!
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6 RepliesThis makes so little sense on a mobile device.
