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11/19/2015 9:34:31 PM
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The Official Yolk FAQ&A™

Due to mounting concerns about what Yolk is, and a lot of egregious accusations being thrown our way, I've decided as an admin to release this FAQ so that you may better understand what it is we stand for and strive to accomplish. Feel free to ask any more questions you have relating to Yolk in the comments below, and either me or another member of The Yolk Moderation Squadron™ will try our best to give you an answer. [i][b]"What's Yolk?"[/b][/i] I'm glad you asked. Yolk is not only b.net's forerunning meme machine, it's also a closely knit group of friends that enjoy GAYLUIGI, FONGING, and swinging the Dad Wagon with reckless abandon. Yolk has been at the center of many nuking scandals, but that's simply because we are too hot for the b.net community to handle, and other groups are more than likely jealous of our impressive meme output and general good looks. [b][i]"How do I get into Yolk?"[/i][/b] Yolk is a small group with less than 100 members, and we like to make sure that we know, trust, and are attracted to everyone that joins. We are well known for screening applicants with our patented Trials™ procedure, in which a member must do something to prove that they are worthy to join. What that something is, is the product of the applicants behavior prior to the actual Trial™. It may be as simple as putting a sign on your dog, or it may be as complicated as writing a 4000 word essay about the importance of a Pokemon card. For instance, I had to find dog shit and rub it tenderly upon my nips until I achieved orgasm. [b][i]"What does 'yolk thos nuts our leader⛳️' mean?"[/i][/b] It means that bitch you can't tell kids shit I'm 13 and play GTA shrek is love and shrek is life deal with it. [b][i]"Is Sundew really a 14-year-old Asian girl?"[/i][/b] Why does everyone think we are lying about this? Of course. She has a wonderful voice, and we've heard her serenade us with the theme to "Bleach" many times. [b][i]"I heard Yolk nukes groups. Is this true?"[/i][/b] You may hear many rumors and unbased accusations that Nolk Yukes groups. I'm here to tell you that we are currently awaiting an imminent nuking for nukes that we did not conspire to drop. In fact, nobody even talks about other groups in Yolk, simply because we are obviously way more interesting than any of them. However, if we were always conspiring to nuke groups 24/7 as a collective, we would never admit to it, unless we wanted you to think that's what we we're doing. [b][i]"Am I turtley enough for this turtle club?"[/i][/b] If you have to ask, probably not. [b][i]"Why should I care about your dumb group and all of it's dumb idiosyncrasies?"[/i][/b] Well, kid, because we make one post on this site and kids shit themselves over it. It's great. We're the only thing keeping the site alive. I know it doesn't deserve a group as great as us to do it, but we are humble enough to do so. I hope that clears up the air for those who have any harbored distrust or ignorance toward Yolk. Feel free to leave any more questions about the group below.

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