Hi, I'm Dr. Valus Ta'aurc, foremost expert on Destiny Addiction.
Do you find yourself losing friends and loved ones? Planning your life around your raid team? Getting aggravated by tiny changes? Arguing with idiots all the time? Then you might be addicted to Destiny.
Let's face it. Play Destiny for enough time and you get [i]hooked.[/i] It's like heroine, but with better graphics! But there's hope for you yet! I too was once a Destiny addict. But with a little effort, I managed to kick the habit!
How can you kick Destiny?
Step One: Delete the app from your phone or tablet. Never visit the website. Now the forums do not lure you every hour of the day!
Step Two: Don't play Destiny. Simple.
Step Three: Play other games! I suggest old games that haven't aged well, like Pong or Call of Duty Ghosts. That way, you'll get tired of them quickly and won't form a habit.
After following those simple steps, you won't be playing Destiny every waking hour (and some while asleep. Yes, I've had dreams about the game!). You will no longer be addicted to the gunplay, the loot drops, the joy of seeing purple and orange splash on your screen–
Oh crap, I think I'm relapsing!
Disclaimer:
[spoiler]Dr. Valus Ta'aurc [i]actually[/i] whether or not you stop playing Destiny. It's your life; no one can tell you what to do. Especially not a Martian who claims to be a psychologist. [/spoiler]
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Call of duty ghosts? Awful -blam!-ing game, you're a bad doctor.