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Edited by Blaze:
1/24/2016 7:18:15 PM
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Is Bungie mad? What is this bullshit!?
So I just finished defeating Oryx, Father of Crota, for a 313 shotgun and a moldering shard. In the middle of the fight however, one of my Fireteam members said "Did you hear of the new Destiny event?"
I got very excited. I said back: "Is it a new raid or Sparrow Racing?"
"No," he said. "It's a special PvP event for Valentine's Day."
Valentine's Day?! What the hell? I can't play with my wife; she's in Gulag! There isn't even a PS4 there, there's only a quarry. Also, my wife can't play the game anyway; she's deformed from malnourishment!
I sometimes think: "Are you even listening, Bungie?".
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Deformed from malnourishment, had me in tears hehe
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To be a pedant, I think it was a 313 shotgun.
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Oh, thanks, I didn't catch that. It was probably lost in translation.
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Thanks haha
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It's more fun to read it with a Russian accent the way it's written. An appropriate reply might be: Is shit of bull deep to hip? Perhaps go to gulag with wife. No PS4. No Bungie. Quarry rock to level 40. Fun more!
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Playing with the wife always a good time. Never in Gulag, but once in Beaver AK.
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Many beaver good eh.
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'She's in gulag' I lol'd
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Yes this
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Thx for that
