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1/23/2016 5:27:18 AM
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Personality Test - Are You a Good Person?
So, it's a Friday night much like this one and you decide to go to the local bar with a few buddies. You play some pool, have a good time, and drink some Mtn Dew.
On your way home, a pain slowly builds up in your stomach and you realize you have to shit. Really really bad.
Your going down a dirt road up a steep hill when the car in front of you crashes head on in to another car. You drive up, the crash seems really bad. Then your stomach starts hurting and you have to shit REALLY REALLY BAD and your only like 2 minutes away from your house.
What do you do?
Test results will be replied to you. Please make your response creative.
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Edited by Wurmple: 2/7/2016 9:26:57 PM1.Put adult diaper on that you store in your care just in case. 2. Run help and put on a pillow that is ruined already but good enough to make him confortable. 3. Get toilet paper and rap it around wounds.. 4. call police during all of this because you are multitasking
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Call 911 Go home, shit Come back
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Call 911, take a shit on side of road
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1 ReplyI wouldn't drink mtn dew, I feel like that's the real test here.
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Crap on the side of the road while calling 999. Use newspaper to wipe.
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You shit in a bush after cheching if everyone is ok
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Call 911 and sprint home
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3 RepliesTake a shit on the driver and say to them, "Oh my! Could your night be any shittier?".
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Call 911 while driving home but make sure I have given proper equipment to the person and or taking him out of his car
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I'd find the injured passengers, and process to crap on them. Problem solved.
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Depends on a good day I'm a great person. On a bad day i'm mentally torturing you
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Call 911, tell them I really got to poop, so I won't be at the scene for the moment, and then leave
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2 RepliesEdited by Blueliner13: 1/24/2016 2:57:44 AMGet out of my car and do whatever I could to help them. I would feel terrible if people were injured or killed because I literally didn't give a shit.
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Edited by GHOST 9o5: 1/24/2016 6:20:11 AMGo to the shitter, and shit out those Doritos. After I call an ambulance.
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Call an ambulance to the location and drive off.
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Help him, while pooping in the pants. "I was wearing pull-ups, sir."
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1 ReplyAs I'm getting out of the car, pull down my pants and eject the deuce behind me while waddling over there, then pull my pants back up.
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Edited by A Pumpkin Spice Bagel: 1/24/2016 5:35:43 AMcan't do much with shit in your pants. Call 911 and head home and pray it's a fast shit so you can head back before the ambulance arrives. Besides what can I do for dying people? Unless they want me to delete their internet history I would be completely useless.
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Edited by Infiltrat0rN7: 1/24/2016 5:19:31 AM>Implying I go to the bar >Implying I drink mtn dew >Implying I play pool >Implying there's a dirt road near my house >Implying implications Even if I had to shit badly I'll help them out, I don't give a damn if I shit my pants I'm two minutes away from my house. EMT's that arrive on scene might look at me funny, but I saved a life!
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Help the victims as I'm unloading myself over the hill side.
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4 RepliesEdited by barackobeezy: 1/24/2016 3:33:24 AMPull out a minigun get the job done right [spoiler]fallout 4 reference [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesCall 911 to help them and speed home
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1 ReplyCall 911 as I roll up to the scene at a reasonably fast speed. If they're still conscious and the car isn't on fire, speed going home, take a shit, get high and watch Archer. If they are unconscious, help them, shit THEIR pants, clean up with a piece of their clothing, throw it in the woods and wait for aid to arrive. Simple.
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1 ReplyTake a dump in the woods quickly then help lol
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1 ReplyEdited by HITLER: 1/24/2016 2:30:54 AMIf there Jewish shit on them If there German get my personal medical unit And use my on the road bathroom
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2 RepliesHow bout I go bathroom in my car before getting out to help? Meanwhile calling 911
