Me: Hey, may I ask you a question?
Victim: Sure!
Me: Thanks.
*walks away
ITT: Post stupid jokes,.
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Seeking advice on a legal matter, a guy walks into a lawyer's office. He asks the lawyer, "How much are your services?" "For $500, I can answer three questions," the lawyer says. "Are you serious?!" the guy said, taken aback. "I am," said the lawyer. "Now what's your third question?"