According to this quiz I would.
[url=http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/would-you-survive-bear-attack-1230]Think you got what it takes?[/url]
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If I was in the woods. I would have my Ruger 7mm rifle with heat scope and as usual when I hunt I have my Ruger 357 side arm on my hip. Why? Because when I hunt I maybe attacked by a bear.
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*Throws bag* *Bag is full of drugs*
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So... I feed the bear hallucinogenic mushrooms. I DID IT
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For a park ranger, he wasn't very good at his job. Perhaps being eaten will teach him a very valuable lesson.
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i let it eat the park ranger and ran away
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Shot the bear. Not ashamed. It was me or him bro, it was me or him.
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I shot the bear and I'm pretty sad now.
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The bear and myself was chill until that ranger fgt came along. He had no idea what he was doing and we both got killed because of it.
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Nice! The bear was distracted with eating the park ranger and forgot all about you, giving you just enough time to run away! Congratulations! You would survive a bear attack. Well done
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Whoa! This bear is loving these mushrooms. Looks like you’ve made yourself a friend! You would definitely survive a bear attack! [spoiler]I fed it shrooms[/spoiler]
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i survived because it ate the park ranger instead of me.
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Yep. I stood still, had a spiritual connection with the bear, and the bear attacked the park ranger instead allowing me to escape. Thank you random imaginary ranger, your sacrifice will be entirely forgotten!
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Fed him mushrooms and we became best friends
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I clicked run away. What an adventure that was.
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I survived
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Fed it mushrooms, survived.
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I ran all the way home looked over my shoulder and I died inside my house
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He ate the park ranger and I ran away lmao
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I got away at the price of a park ranger.
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According to this, yes.
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I lived. If a Park Ranger, a [i]trained[/i] Park Ranger, is stupid enough to butt into a situation like that, in a manner like that, he deserves to be eaten.
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No. I am not a stick so I would not win
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VV This guy would VV [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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I fed the bear mushrooms and we became friends.
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R.I.P. the park ranger.