New maps:
1)Tunnel of consensual non judgmental love.
2)Singles bar.
3)Messy restaurant breakup.
New shaders:
1)Sad assclown
2)Get a room
3)Public Restroom sex
New sparrows:
The magenta tickler.
Chocolate thunder.
Tanned gland.
Yellow fellow.
New eververse items:
Happy-fun-time guardian joy Variety pack. 1200 silver gets you...
An assortment of mini liquor bottles, one random piece of gear which has no light level... but does have lace. Chocolate. And a packet about unique ways to park your magenta tickler (or other sparrow).
CaBaller on a budget. 500 silver
Flowers, chocolate, and a two person voucher for Rahouls foodgrams takeout service.
Edit:
I'm so lonely booster pack. 200 silver.
Comes with hand lotion, Holliday handi-whipes brand tissue, and a random title from Varrik's other jail; the palace of passion.
*included titles:
Fallen, baron, and willing.
Mara: sovereign of desire.
Awoken to lust.
CaBalls deep.
Omnighouls a screamer.
Fister of havok.
The Dark dinkler: spin to win
Stranger desires.
Vex appeal
Eva Lavente: 50 shaders of grey.
Edit 2: New Emote. SWIPE LEFT
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LMAOOOO DAAAAMN 😂
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Haha I needed this laugh today =)
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Sorrynotsorry.
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Hahaha nice work. You can also get the "Forever alone" achievement by having a crywank in the little shed overlooking the forgotten shore.
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Edited by fthekat: 1/28/2016 7:52:22 PMThis happend
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Y u do dis
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Love it lmfao
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New emote: Swipe Left
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Some of these were actually really clever. I applaud you OP #TitanMasterRace