For people saying Trump's wall idea is dumb/crazy:
China built a wall, and see how many Mexicans they have.
Checkm8 Democrats.
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Until America shits on him
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Well remember it becomes obsolete with the discovery of dynamite. I'm pretty sure we're past the industrial Era so...
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Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? [spoiler]because anyone who can run, jump or climb is already across the border [/spoiler]
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Edited by Britton: 1/28/2016 4:58:51 AMWhy don't we build an ocean instead of a wall? We would increase ocean front property by 10000000%. Jeez trump, I thought real estate was your shit. Get stumped. [spoiler]and if you wonder where the ocean will be, the answer is anywhere someone trump doesn't like lives.[/spoiler]
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Everyone knows that Mexicans are deathly allergic to walls, that why most of Mexico is just desert
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Of course, it took years upon years and the deaths of many people to finish it... So your point is...?
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It did a fine job keeping out the Huns, and hey, a lot of it was dirt.
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They Built a wall to keep out violent Mongolians that were going to kill them
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China built the walls so that it can protect its people from Mongolians attacking. They had a [i]reason[/i] to build a wall.
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Emperor Hadrian built a wall. How many Mexican illegal immigrants were there in Roman Britain? Checkm8, atheists.
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[quote]For people saying Trump's wall idea is dumb/crazy: China built a wall, and see how many Mexicans they have. Checkm8 Democrats.[/quote]
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[quote]For people saying Trump's wall idea is dumb/crazy: China built a wall, and see how many Mexicans they have. Checkm8 Democrats.[/quote]
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checkm9
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[quote]Checkm8 Athiests.[/quote] Fixed
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Pure genius satire! bravo! On a serious note the walls not a bad idea but trumps a crony capitalist I don't aprove of corporate welfare and the establishment. I'm a true Conservitive
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>Be me >Argue with asshat about Trump >Asshat puts up same argument >"Well what do you want us to do? Roll Mexico all the way over to goddamn China?"
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>2087 >The Trumptopian war machine controls all of Earth's surface >This has become a problem since there is nowhere to deport immigrants >There isn't really such a thing as immigrants now >That's just what Trump the Unstumpable calls anyone who rebels against him >The common solution has been to attach weights to their feet and throw them into an ocean >But our great Lord Trump is stuck now >There is nowhere to expand >No place to conquer >No place, at least, on Earth >Trump, not to be stumped by Earth, turns his eyes to the stars >He invests about 5% of his net worth (100 quadrillion Donald Dollars) into his space program >He amasses a fleet of 2000 Trump Destroyers and hundreds of thousands of Trump Fighters >The Trumpwaffe is disbanded and all Propaganda Bombers are converted to starships >Flash forward to 2104 >Trump the Conquerer is ready to begin his conquest of the Solar System >He puts out a law that all able-bodied men must serve in his glorious conquest or be deported >Immediately all the citizens of Trumptopia rush to our Lord's aid >Those who didn't are immediately stumped >Trump the Mighty addresses his people >"Today, we embark on a new conquest" >"A conquest whose single goal is to stump all of the illegal aliens in the Solar System" >"Today, we are no longer the Empire of Trumptopia" >"We become the Trumptopian Galactic Empire!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!" >( '-')/[/quote]
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North Korea is communist. How many lazy immigrants do they have? Checkm8 capitalists.
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If I had a dime for every time I've heard this shit joke...
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Never thought about that way before
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Holy shit never thought
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Savage
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Roast
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FOR ANYONE REPLYING IN A SERIOUS MANNER: [spoiler]check the tags m8[/spoiler]
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Well you got me there