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1/21/2016 9:18:18 PM
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I created one of the stupidest jokes in the world.
Me: Hey, may I ask you a question?
Victim: Sure!
Me: Thanks.
*walks away
ITT: Post stupid jokes,.
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5 RepliesEdited by DarkShadowsPSD: 1/27/2016 11:40:05 AMJoke is not mine but I lol'd too much. Here it is : Police: Where do you live? KID: With my parents Police: Where does your parents live? KID: With me Police: Where do you all live? KID: Together Police: Where is your house? KID: Next to my neighbors house Police: Where is your neighbors house? KID: If I tell you, you wont believe me Police: Tell me KID: Next to my house
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3 RepliesHey LongFace, i read one of your posts awhile back, you said you were leaving if I'm correct?
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11 RepliesYour parents already made one
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Is not stupidest Is [u]most stupidest[/u] Omg u youngsters need to step up ur inglish game ffs
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1 ReplyWhat did the thief steal from the physics department? [spoiler]He stole all the joules[/spoiler] Hue hue hue
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2 RepliesWhy couldn't Hellen Keller drive? [spoiler]She was a woman[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesDid you hear the one about the dyslexic atheist? [spoiler] he didn't believe in dogs.[/spoiler]
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Family guy did that before you https://youtu.be/PzjjVF6xgf8
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4 RepliesCleaver... But the real explodingpiglets is on psn, not xbox
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35 RepliesLeave poser
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5 RepliesWanna know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
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Never use similes around kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.
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What the buffalo say to his son before leaving to school? [spoiler]Bison[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesMy Dad was going to get a brain transplant. But then he changed his mind...
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That's been invented. Also guess what?
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3 RepliesA woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punchline wooden tit.
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6 RepliesWhat do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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1 ReplyEdited by awesome1401: 1/23/2016 5:40:35 AMHey OP, why the long face? [i]ba dom tsh[/i] What's orange and sounds like a parrot? [spoiler]a carrot[/spoiler] [i]ba dom tsh[/i]
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5 RepliesC, G, and Eb walk in a bar. The bartender says we don't serve minors here. G angrily tells Eb "I told you to act natural!"
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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3 RepliesAnnoying person: "sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me" Me: *throws dictionary at their face*
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4 Replieshttps://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Topics/0/Default/None/Destiny
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3 RepliesYou created that? Man, I didn't know you were around since the dawn of society
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That's like a 5 year old saying, "I created a new game. It's called tag!"
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3 RepliesSeeking advice on a legal matter, a guy walks into a lawyer's office. He asks the lawyer, "How much are your services?" "For $500, I can answer three questions," the lawyer says. "Are you serious?!" the guy said, taken aback. "I am," said the lawyer. "Now what's your third question?"
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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know why To rescue oppressed Russian minority Cluck click give Crimea. From the polandball thread
