[b]F O R T Y F I V E[/b] [b][i]-blam!-ing dollars?![/i][/b]
THAT IS [b]HOW MUCH WE PAID FOR [i]THE TAKEN KING.[/i][/b] WTFF. THAT MEANS [b]WHAT THE FLYING -blam!-.[/b] I SPEND THAT MUCH ON [b]T A C O S[/b] EVERY WEEK! [i]DEDICATED FREAKING TACOS.[/i] [b]EL DEDICATO EL SERVERO SENOR' BUNGIE.[/b]
[b]DO YOU NEED ME TO LINK YOU THIS GUYS FACEBOOK?![/b] [i]$45[/i] IS A STEAL! HERE I WAS [b]ADAMANTLY[/b] DEFENDING YOU DAY [b]AFTER [i]DAY[/i][/b] ABOUT SERVERS BUT THEY COST LESS THAN A [b][i]LIVE BEAVER. [/i][/b]
[b]WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY THOSE?![/b] YOU HAVE [i][b]THOUSANDS[/b][/i] OF THEM. WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF BUDGETING AT [b]BUNGIE LLC™[/b] GIVE THEM A [i]LITTLE DING[/i] AND SAY [b]"HEY MAN LESS BEAVERS THIS MONTH THERE'S A HOT SALE ON SERVERS AT THE LITTLE ROCK ONLINE GARAGE SALE"[/b]
YOU WILL BOTH GET PROMOTED. [i]MO' MONEY, MO' TACOS.[/i] HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?! LADIES APPRECIATE [b]A MAN WITH THE GOODS.[/b] BY GOODS I MEAN TACOS. THIS ISN'T [u][b]1999,[/b][/u] OUT WITH THE ROLEX [i]IN WITH THE TORTILLA.[/i] [b]DEEJ YOU NEED THIS.[/b]
THAT POST IS NOT A TYPO. [b]HE DID NOT MEAN [i]$4,500[/i], or [i]$0.45[/i][/b]. THE MAN WANTS [u][b]$45.[/b][/u] LITTLE DOES HE KNOW HE'S ABOUT TO CHANGE THE GAMING INDUSTRY. [b]NO MORE POTATO CONNECTION. FUSION RIFLES WILL BE GOOD AGAIN.[/b]
JUST KIDDING ON THE FUSION RIFLES [i]JON,[/i] THEY STILL HAVE LESS PENETRATING POWER THAN I DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
[b][i]vvVvVVFFCH-[/i][/b]*guardian down*
[url=http://i.imgur.com/nH9fC3Q.jpg]TL;DR[/url]
I UNDERSTAND THIS SERVER [b][i]MAY[/i][/b] BE TOO SMALL FOR DESTINY. THE SERVER SHOULD BE [b][i]AT LEAST.....[/i][/b]THREE TIMES THIS SIZE.
///[b]EDIT:[/b] Some [i]FAQs[/i] and direct quotes from below.///
[quote]Where r u getting ur info from lol[/quote]-[i]Facebook. [/i]
[quote]Try running 100,000 guardians on that server.[/quote]-[i]I have, it works.[/i]
[quote]Yer ut these servers have to hold alot of people not like 10 and would cost alot of money and they would have to buy 4 of them xbox one xbox 360 ps3 and ps4[/quote]-[i]This guy is right, four of these servers would probably work better.[/i]
[quote]You'd need more than one[/quote]-[i]Probably 3 or four, yes.[/i]
[quote][b]WHAT IS THIS??[/b] A server for [b]ANTS?![/b] how can people play online multiplayer when they can't even join the lobby?[/quote]-[i]This guy gets it.[/i]
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#poneisbae
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Best post of 2016 right here
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[u][b]NEXT WEEK ON DRAGON BALL DEEJ![/b][/u]
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If only destiny had dedicated servers like battle field it would be a better day in pvp...
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"Small Businesses"
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Zoolander references on point
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Y[i]E[b]S[/b][u]![/u][/i]
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Not sure if this is bait or not, but I agree with several people below. Bungie COULD afford dedicated servers, but it would be several thousands of dollars per server.
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This post is better than the update...
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PONE, just a question. How much does a live beaver cost [i]exactly?[/i]
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Confirmed: destiny need dedicated tacos!
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First. Also, I hate anime. #TitanMasterRace
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Edited by Powermix24: 1/21/2016 11:50:43 PM[url]http://images.pushsquare.com/news/2014/09/playstation_gets_a_ps4_destiny_bundle_and_oodles_of_dlc_while_xbox_gets_eau_de_destiny/large.jpg[/url] Microsoft Knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it just smells good .. that's all !!
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Best. Post. Ever.
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Edited by TehNuke: 1/21/2016 5:36:40 PM[quote]THEY STILL HAVE LESS PENETRATING POWER THAN I DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL[/quote] Lmfaoooo You crack me up. [spoiler][b]EVERY[/b][/spoiler][spoiler][b]SINGLE[/b][/spoiler][spoiler][b]POST[/b][/spoiler]
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Edited by Kornby: 1/21/2016 5:38:40 PMI have heard that the issue is in the coding. This game was not made for dedicated servers and a lot of code would have to be reworked. [spoiler]But I do get your joke friend :)[/spoiler]
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I love reading your topics bro. Good shit. And I agree 1000%
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You get a community focus! You get a community focus! Yes, even you get a community focus! Community focuses for everyone! [spoiler] nerf community focus. We don't want everyone using the same weapon...[/spoiler]
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Superb bait. 100/10
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Your post is touching as always.
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Great post!
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Gotta love this it would take way more than just the servers to make this happen unless you're ok with destiny frequently being down.
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Edited by BarbblerElf: 1/21/2016 11:43:09 PM$45 for the server but that server is too powerful. They'd spend $1,000,000+ [b][i][u]a month[/u][/i][/b] in electricity costs. So sorry, not worth it!!!!
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Are you stupid? It'll be 150 times that price.