[b]F O R T Y F I V E[/b] [b][i]-blam!-ing dollars?![/i][/b]
THAT IS [b]HOW MUCH WE PAID FOR [i]THE TAKEN KING.[/i][/b] WTFF. THAT MEANS [b]WHAT THE FLYING -blam!-.[/b] I SPEND THAT MUCH ON [b]T A C O S[/b] EVERY WEEK! [i]DEDICATED FREAKING TACOS.[/i] [b]EL DEDICATO EL SERVERO SENOR' BUNGIE.[/b]
[b]DO YOU NEED ME TO LINK YOU THIS GUYS FACEBOOK?![/b] [i]$45[/i] IS A STEAL! HERE I WAS [b]ADAMANTLY[/b] DEFENDING YOU DAY [b]AFTER [i]DAY[/i][/b] ABOUT SERVERS BUT THEY COST LESS THAN A [b][i]LIVE BEAVER. [/i][/b]
[b]WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY THOSE?![/b] YOU HAVE [i][b]THOUSANDS[/b][/i] OF THEM. WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF BUDGETING AT [b]BUNGIE LLC™[/b] GIVE THEM A [i]LITTLE DING[/i] AND SAY [b]"HEY MAN LESS BEAVERS THIS MONTH THERE'S A HOT SALE ON SERVERS AT THE LITTLE ROCK ONLINE GARAGE SALE"[/b]
YOU WILL BOTH GET PROMOTED. [i]MO' MONEY, MO' TACOS.[/i] HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?! LADIES APPRECIATE [b]A MAN WITH THE GOODS.[/b] BY GOODS I MEAN TACOS. THIS ISN'T [u][b]1999,[/b][/u] OUT WITH THE ROLEX [i]IN WITH THE TORTILLA.[/i] [b]DEEJ YOU NEED THIS.[/b]
THAT POST IS NOT A TYPO. [b]HE DID NOT MEAN [i]$4,500[/i], or [i]$0.45[/i][/b]. THE MAN WANTS [u][b]$45.[/b][/u] LITTLE DOES HE KNOW HE'S ABOUT TO CHANGE THE GAMING INDUSTRY. [b]NO MORE POTATO CONNECTION. FUSION RIFLES WILL BE GOOD AGAIN.[/b]
JUST KIDDING ON THE FUSION RIFLES [i]JON,[/i] THEY STILL HAVE LESS PENETRATING POWER THAN I DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
[b][i]vvVvVVFFCH-[/i][/b]*guardian down*
[url=http://i.imgur.com/nH9fC3Q.jpg]TL;DR[/url]
I UNDERSTAND THIS SERVER [b][i]MAY[/i][/b] BE TOO SMALL FOR DESTINY. THE SERVER SHOULD BE [b][i]AT LEAST.....[/i][/b]THREE TIMES THIS SIZE.
///[b]EDIT:[/b] Some [i]FAQs[/i] and direct quotes from below.///
[quote]Where r u getting ur info from lol[/quote]-[i]Facebook. [/i]
[quote]Try running 100,000 guardians on that server.[/quote]-[i]I have, it works.[/i]
[quote]Yer ut these servers have to hold alot of people not like 10 and would cost alot of money and they would have to buy 4 of them xbox one xbox 360 ps3 and ps4[/quote]-[i]This guy is right, four of these servers would probably work better.[/i]
[quote]You'd need more than one[/quote]-[i]Probably 3 or four, yes.[/i]
[quote][b]WHAT IS THIS??[/b] A server for [b]ANTS?![/b] how can people play online multiplayer when they can't even join the lobby?[/quote]-[i]This guy gets it.[/i]
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That TL;DR link, though...
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Great post man
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As a Canadian I'm am honoured yet appalled you mentioned beaver prices...
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Didn't mention a cat. 0/100
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Destiny is currently running on a $45 server isn't it?
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What is the going rate for live beavers anyhow?
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So if I buy tacos I can use fusions?
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yo this shit is for some runescape private server or something hahaha
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-raises pitch fork- -sees POONTHEPOON- -smiles-
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The server farm that Bungie would need for dedicated PVP servers would cost millions.
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Going to be that guy but..... You would needs hundreds if not thousands of those to create a dedicated server large enough to hold the population of destiny(at its largest point). That turns 45$ into idk what up to 45000-70000? Do you have that much money just lying around
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Once again another body wasted. Any volunteers for possession?
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That first paragraph kills me "THAT MEANS WHAT THE FLYING -blam!- Especially that part
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That's probably a really really really low budget one. Dedicated servers on destiny would cost a lot more because they'll hold a lot more than just a couple of people in a building
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Can the server serve the tacos?
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[quote]Less penetrating power than I had in middle school[/quote] I'm crying. That's comedy gold.
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Omfg. Pls keep posting the replies on the main. I'm dying here.
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BUNGIE SPENT ALL THERE MONEY ON BITCOIN EQUIPMENT
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You spend $45 on tacos every week? What kinda mess?
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I'd rather have a live beaver, just saying
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lol'd so hard at the zoolander reference.
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So many activities! It's making my head spin how many activities we can do.
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Less penetrating power than I did in middle school..... Pure gold.... 😂
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LMFAO ........Less than a live Beaver
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#poneisbae