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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
1/21/2016 6:10:26 PM
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THIS is how much dedicated servers cost?!?!
[b]F O R T Y F I V E[/b] [b][i]-blam!-ing dollars?![/i][/b]
THAT IS [b]HOW MUCH WE PAID FOR [i]THE TAKEN KING.[/i][/b] WTFF. THAT MEANS [b]WHAT THE FLYING -blam!-.[/b] I SPEND THAT MUCH ON [b]T A C O S[/b] EVERY WEEK! [i]DEDICATED FREAKING TACOS.[/i] [b]EL DEDICATO EL SERVERO SENOR' BUNGIE.[/b]
[b]DO YOU NEED ME TO LINK YOU THIS GUYS FACEBOOK?![/b] [i]$45[/i] IS A STEAL! HERE I WAS [b]ADAMANTLY[/b] DEFENDING YOU DAY [b]AFTER [i]DAY[/i][/b] ABOUT SERVERS BUT THEY COST LESS THAN A [b][i]LIVE BEAVER. [/i][/b]
[b]WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY THOSE?![/b] YOU HAVE [i][b]THOUSANDS[/b][/i] OF THEM. WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF BUDGETING AT [b]BUNGIE LLC™[/b] GIVE THEM A [i]LITTLE DING[/i] AND SAY [b]"HEY MAN LESS BEAVERS THIS MONTH THERE'S A HOT SALE ON SERVERS AT THE LITTLE ROCK ONLINE GARAGE SALE"[/b]
YOU WILL BOTH GET PROMOTED. [i]MO' MONEY, MO' TACOS.[/i] HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?! LADIES APPRECIATE [b]A MAN WITH THE GOODS.[/b] BY GOODS I MEAN TACOS. THIS ISN'T [u][b]1999,[/b][/u] OUT WITH THE ROLEX [i]IN WITH THE TORTILLA.[/i] [b]DEEJ YOU NEED THIS.[/b]
THAT POST IS NOT A TYPO. [b]HE DID NOT MEAN [i]$4,500[/i], or [i]$0.45[/i][/b]. THE MAN WANTS [u][b]$45.[/b][/u] LITTLE DOES HE KNOW HE'S ABOUT TO CHANGE THE GAMING INDUSTRY. [b]NO MORE POTATO CONNECTION. FUSION RIFLES WILL BE GOOD AGAIN.[/b]
JUST KIDDING ON THE FUSION RIFLES [i]JON,[/i] THEY STILL HAVE LESS PENETRATING POWER THAN I DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
[b][i]vvVvVVFFCH-[/i][/b]*guardian down*
[url=http://i.imgur.com/nH9fC3Q.jpg]TL;DR[/url]
I UNDERSTAND THIS SERVER [b][i]MAY[/i][/b] BE TOO SMALL FOR DESTINY. THE SERVER SHOULD BE [b][i]AT LEAST.....[/i][/b]THREE TIMES THIS SIZE.
///[b]EDIT:[/b] Some [i]FAQs[/i] and direct quotes from below.///
[quote]Where r u getting ur info from lol[/quote]-[i]Facebook. [/i]
[quote]Try running 100,000 guardians on that server.[/quote]-[i]I have, it works.[/i]
[quote]Yer ut these servers have to hold alot of people not like 10 and would cost alot of money and they would have to buy 4 of them xbox one xbox 360 ps3 and ps4[/quote]-[i]This guy is right, four of these servers would probably work better.[/i]
[quote]You'd need more than one[/quote]-[i]Probably 3 or four, yes.[/i]
[quote][b]WHAT IS THIS??[/b] A server for [b]ANTS?![/b] how can people play online multiplayer when they can't even join the lobby?[/quote]-[i]This guy gets it.[/i]
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1 Reply"THEY STILL HAVE LESS PENETRATING POWER THAN I DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL." I find this statement to have an eerie familiarity.
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2 Repliesnot sure if this is serious or not, or you are just a little bit on the slow side.
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1 ReplyYou're fu[b][/b]cking hilarious, dude. I lol'd when I read this
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2 RepliesEdited by bradders-08: 1/21/2016 6:25:53 PMYou forgot rent for the land / office space, labour to install it all, electric bills and maintenance and upkeep. Everything ain't black a white bro. Edit: also that server is pony for a small business meaning 5-10 guys there's like a few million active players. GTFO.
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5 RepliesTaniks has no Taco! He kneels before no burrito, owes allegiance to no cheese! He is a fat ass, and very good at what he does! I have been tracking Taniks since Tacos gone missing yesss. Know Taniks works for Taco Bell, but not for longgggggg
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1 ReplyHe has 2, Bungie better grab both, one for each coast.
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4 RepliesWHAT IS THIS, A SERVER FOR ANTS?
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1 ReplyYou don't a have [b]a[/b] server you have a networked cloud of servers and that's massively out of bungies budget, even if they did have that sort of money why waste it on a cloudy infrastructure? Microsoft and Amazon already have massive networks you can rent for pennies and that scale with demand.
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3 RepliesYes, servers cost $45, and it's a one-time charge. It includes lifetime cooling, electricity, storage, and maintenance.
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3 RepliesI roll in tortillas bruh, bungie needs to get on it. Maybe they blew all their money on live [url=http://www.bungie.net]beaver[/url] bro
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3 RepliesSudden craving for home made chicken fajitas with cheese & sour cream.
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1 ReplyI got the Zoolander reference in the last sentence. I lol'd.
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1 Replyhahahahahah omg I can't stop laughing omg wtf how fake can this post be????
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3 RepliesLmao. Well done.
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1 ReplyIf they are that cheap you should quit your job and make a game man. It's the best decision you will ever make
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1 ReplyWhere's the satire tag!?!? I hope you're not this stupid...
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1 ReplyNot sure if b8, or just really stupid. Can I just think both?
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1 ReplyAw poor guy. Wish I was that dumb. Stupid people always seem happier
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2 RepliesWhere r u getting ur info from lol
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3 RepliesTry running 100,000 guardians on that server.
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1 ReplyWell how much does a live beaver cost? I may be interested.
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2 RepliesIn your tldr pic if deejs head wasn't blocking it itd say ponethepoon tiny lol
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5 RepliesDude... just shut up. You don't have any idea what you are talking about. That is barely a server. They would need multiple server FARMS to be able to give us dedicated servers, on top of that how many system admins they would need to pay 100k to a yr to maintain those servers. You are a fool and unless you know about IT you shouldn't post anything regarding IT.
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1 ReplyMy laptop is more powerful than that server.
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1 ReplyPONE, this must be the first of your posts that many have read. They don't know who you are yet, haha. Such anger.
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1 ReplyLol...'live beaver' psml
