[b]F O R T Y F I V E[/b] [b][i]-blam!-ing dollars?![/i][/b]
THAT IS [b]HOW MUCH WE PAID FOR [i]THE TAKEN KING.[/i][/b] WTFF. THAT MEANS [b]WHAT THE FLYING -blam!-.[/b] I SPEND THAT MUCH ON [b]T A C O S[/b] EVERY WEEK! [i]DEDICATED FREAKING TACOS.[/i] [b]EL DEDICATO EL SERVERO SENOR' BUNGIE.[/b]
[b]DO YOU NEED ME TO LINK YOU THIS GUYS FACEBOOK?![/b] [i]$45[/i] IS A STEAL! HERE I WAS [b]ADAMANTLY[/b] DEFENDING YOU DAY [b]AFTER [i]DAY[/i][/b] ABOUT SERVERS BUT THEY COST LESS THAN A [b][i]LIVE BEAVER. [/i][/b]
[b]WHERE DO YOU EVEN BUY THOSE?![/b] YOU HAVE [i][b]THOUSANDS[/b][/i] OF THEM. WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF BUDGETING AT [b]BUNGIE LLC™[/b] GIVE THEM A [i]LITTLE DING[/i] AND SAY [b]"HEY MAN LESS BEAVERS THIS MONTH THERE'S A HOT SALE ON SERVERS AT THE LITTLE ROCK ONLINE GARAGE SALE"[/b]
YOU WILL BOTH GET PROMOTED. [i]MO' MONEY, MO' TACOS.[/i] HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?! LADIES APPRECIATE [b]A MAN WITH THE GOODS.[/b] BY GOODS I MEAN TACOS. THIS ISN'T [u][b]1999,[/b][/u] OUT WITH THE ROLEX [i]IN WITH THE TORTILLA.[/i] [b]DEEJ YOU NEED THIS.[/b]
THAT POST IS NOT A TYPO. [b]HE DID NOT MEAN [i]$4,500[/i], or [i]$0.45[/i][/b]. THE MAN WANTS [u][b]$45.[/b][/u] LITTLE DOES HE KNOW HE'S ABOUT TO CHANGE THE GAMING INDUSTRY. [b]NO MORE POTATO CONNECTION. FUSION RIFLES WILL BE GOOD AGAIN.[/b]
JUST KIDDING ON THE FUSION RIFLES [i]JON,[/i] THEY STILL HAVE LESS PENETRATING POWER THAN I DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
[b][i]vvVvVVFFCH-[/i][/b]*guardian down*
[url=http://i.imgur.com/nH9fC3Q.jpg]TL;DR[/url]
I UNDERSTAND THIS SERVER [b][i]MAY[/i][/b] BE TOO SMALL FOR DESTINY. THE SERVER SHOULD BE [b][i]AT LEAST.....[/i][/b]THREE TIMES THIS SIZE.
///[b]EDIT:[/b] Some [i]FAQs[/i] and direct quotes from below.///
[quote]Where r u getting ur info from lol[/quote]-[i]Facebook. [/i]
[quote]Try running 100,000 guardians on that server.[/quote]-[i]I have, it works.[/i]
[quote]Yer ut these servers have to hold alot of people not like 10 and would cost alot of money and they would have to buy 4 of them xbox one xbox 360 ps3 and ps4[/quote]-[i]This guy is right, four of these servers would probably work better.[/i]
[quote]You'd need more than one[/quote]-[i]Probably 3 or four, yes.[/i]
[quote][b]WHAT IS THIS??[/b] A server for [b]ANTS?![/b] how can people play online multiplayer when they can't even join the lobby?[/quote]-[i]This guy gets it.[/i]
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Edited by What I Look Like: 1/21/2016 6:43:39 PM¡Out with the rolex, in with the tortilla! [spoiler]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY AY AYYYYYYYYYYYYY[/spoiler]
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Coming soon in Destiny.....Dedicated servers. You, yes you, can have a spot on a dedicated server for only 500 silver per week. Each server can host 100 guardians and the costs are covered by the first few to pay up so it's a great way to show you love destiny / bungie and also contribute to the next update!!!
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Edited by Ez: 1/21/2016 6:45:04 PMUmm, no. I saw a 1972 Ford Pinto for sale for $50. Is that how much cars cost? Idiot.
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[i][b]$0.0045.[/b][/i]
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Can 45 people give me $1 please so I can have my own dedicated server! Whoever helps I'll teach you the art of kaioken so you can fight supersayiandeej!
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Per server but still they need it
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[quote]BY GOODS I MEAN TACOS. THIS ISN'T 1999, OUT WITH THE ROLEX IN WITH THE TORTILLA.[/quote] I just died of laughter, My new quote of the day.
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The $45 estimate is completely wrong... That having been said... Yes, I would estimate a $100,000 investment. Considering Bungie has made about a BILLION in profit... $100,000 is .0001 or .01% of that profit. So in the end... wtf Bungie where are our servers!?
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Edited by The Danger Zone: 1/21/2016 6:16:28 PMIt says small businesses, not Triple A game companies. Besides they would have to put them up all over the world.
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I'M REALLY LOL'ING
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even though destiny needs dedi servers, this is just dumb. you would need countless of these plus hard drives, which the ad states there aren't any included. then you need to factor in the upkeep. not to mention countless of these all over the world for it to be effective. yup, i said world. on top of that, that server was released in 2003. its already 13 years old.
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Bungie needs their cocaine money, dude.
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The OPs post was all CAPS so that means it has to be accurate.
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You would think with Blizzard's knowledge of servers and how to implement them effectively that Activision would want to share that info amongst it's ranks. Bungie - "These connection issues are insane!" "Our player base needs dedicated servers, but those are too costly to implement".... Activision - "Well, now hold on there a bit." "Yes they are expensive, but let me get the server guys from Blizzard to stop by and collaborate with you." Blizzard - "Hey guys, you need help?" "Well, we could help, but honestly what's the point?" "Dedicated servers is only part of your issues." "Besides, Overwatch is going to take what little player base you have left when it pops." "newbs....lol" "git gud..."
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Knowing Fungie, they'll make us buy 50 dollars worth of Microtransactions in order to get our dedicated servers.... Only to find out that our new "dedicated" servers are just as bad as our current 'Utah potato slathered in peanut butter' servers.
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LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT! This is the stuff champions are made of.
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Can the server be used to buy tacos? This is mas importante.
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Error code Anteater
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I don't know how much dedicated servers for a game the size of Destiny would cost. [b]I do know that Activision/Bungie have more than enough money to afford them![/b] [spoiler]and we don't have them because they are f`cking cheap companies.[/spoiler]
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it'd be around $3000 per server, that thing is a toy
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How much dedotated wam is that?
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Has to be bait, no one is that stupid.
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Gr8 b8 m8. I r8
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Poon, you should just make videos!
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"THEY STILL HAVE LESS PENETRATING POWER THAN I DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL." I find this statement to have an eerie familiarity.